puns
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Record Store
in JokesA woman meant to call a record store, but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. “Do you have ‘Eyes of Blue’ and ‘A Love Supreme?’” she asked. “Well, no,” answered the puzzled homeowner. “But I have a wife and eleven children.” “Is that a record?” the caller inquired, puzzled in her…
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The Crossword Man
in JokesGoing home on the bus one evening a man was whiling away the time by doing a crossword. Three more men got on the bus at the next stop, and as they passed, one said, “If it’s any help to you, 7 Up is lemonade.”
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Bee Phrases
in JokesSome common phrases that bees should know: Are you are hipbee? How comb? Hive already finished.
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Odd?
in JokesOnce there was a man named John Odd. He hated his last name. Since he was little people would make fun of him calling him “the odd man out.” He grew older and fell in love with a girl named Julie. They soon got married and people immediately started calling them “the odd couple.” John…
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I Need a Push!
in JokesIt’s 3 a.m. and a couple is sleeping, when suddenly someone knocks on its door. The husband wakes up and goes to see who is disturbing them in the middle of the night. He then sees a young man and when he asks him what he wants, he says furiously, “Please, it’s an emergency! I…
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The Rare Hedgehog
in JokesTommy the Hedgehog was one of a rare sub-division which suffered a small but significant genetic defect. This defect manifested itself in a malformed penis, which divided into four branches; though a little unusual, it was a good way to meet a lot of intrigued girl hedgehogs, so Tommy was a rather proud of this…
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Tomato Family
in JokesThere were 3 tomatoes. A momma tomato, a papa tomato, and a baby tomato. The baby tomato started to fall behind and the papa tomato called over to him and said, “Ketchup!”