puns
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Broken Bunny
in JokesA man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what…
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A Punny Poem
in JokesIf I were to be pun-ish-ed For every little pun I shed I’d hide me to a punny shed And there I’d hang my punnish head.
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Lion Story
in JokesA hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows…
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William Tell
in JokesIt’s a little known fact that William Tell and his son were avid bowlers as well as archery buffs. Unfortunately, all the league records were destroyed in a fire, so it may never be known for whom the Tells bowled.
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Chrome Plate
in JokesA man went to his dentist because he has a strange feeling in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, “That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?” The man replies, “All I can think of is that about four months ago my…
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Emo Phillips
in JokesI’m not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint. At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote. I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me.
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Squid?
in JokesA guy goes to a fancy French restaurant. He’s feeling adventurous, so he decides to order the squid. He is told that they are kept alive in a small aquarium in the restaurant, so that they are really fresh. As he’s ordered squid, he can choose which squid he would like to eat! He goes…
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What it Takes. . .
in JokesYou probably know for a fact that Adolf Hitler had only one testicle. And here we say ”You got to have balls to become a leader”
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Mr Annoying (a Mik and Mak Joke)
in Jokes(I put the pun words in CAPS) A man was smoking in a no smoking restaurant. Mik went up to him and said “sir, you’ll have to leave’. The smoker said to mik “what if I dont wanna, yeah?, what’ll ya do then?” Mak walked up to the smoking man’s face and said ‘leave. this…
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Suggestion Box
in JokesJoe and Frank were in the office, and noticed that someone had put up a suggestion box with some 3×5 cards next to it. Both decided that this was a great idea, and each took a card to fill out. Joe wrote, “The office workers should all be given raises!” When he looked at Frank’s…