puns
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Yet Another Camping Joke
in JokesWhy did the big knot give the little knot a time-out? It was being knotty!
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The Ups & Downs of Business
in JokesEl Nino storms are affecting trade with Asian countries. A freighter bound for Long Beach Calif. with a cargo of yo-yos got caught in a particularly violent storm and sank 65 times.
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Sauna Restaurant
in JokesHave you heard about the sauna that serves food? Their specialty is steamed mussels.
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Mad Cloud Disease
in JokesA couple of weeks ago the clouds over western Washington were moving to the west. Normally they head east, inland over the mountains to central Washington and beyond. Scientists blamed the switch on mad cloud disease.
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Mike Howe
in JokesA rancher walked up to the window at the post office, where a new clerk was sorting mail. “Any mail for Mike Howe?” the rancher asked. The clerk ignored him and the rancher repeated his question in a louder voice. Without looking up, the clerk said, “No, none for your cow and none for your…
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Drumming Up Trade
in JokesNews just in – the drummer tripped over the cymbals, and hit his head. The hospital spokesperson said, “He’ll be all right in a couple of days; he’s just suffering from percussion.”
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Gandhi
in JokesMahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ….what? A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Great Expectations
in JokesCharles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?”