puns
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History of the Internet
in JokesIn ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com, did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she had been called Amazon Dot Com. She said unto Abraham, her…
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Two Tall Trees…
in JokesTwo tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. The beech says to the birch: “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says it cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The…
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King Arthur’s Close
in JokesSo I said to the taxi driver, “King Arthur’s Close.” He said, “Don’t worry, we’ll lose him at the next set of lights.” – Tommy Cooper.
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Brake! I Said Brake!
in JokesMy pal is addicted to brake fluid – but he says he can stop any time he wants.
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Camera
in JokesSnow White received a camera as a gift. She happily took many pictures of the Dwarves and their surroundings. When she finished her first batch, she took the film to be developed. After a week or so, she went to get the finished photos. The clerk said the photos were not back from the processor.…
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Rude Officer Ed
in JokesA newlywed couple was walking together, and needed to cross a busy street. They saw Officer Ed. He was controlling traffic, so he said to them in a sarcastic and nasty voice, “Oh, so you just want me to clear traffic so you snots can get across? Oh, sure, I’ll do that!” So the couple…
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Roy’s Cowboy Boots
in JokesAnyone remember Roy Clark, host of TV’s “Hee Haw”? Once, cohost Buck Owens was visiting Roy’s home in the foothills of the Rocky Mountains. Roy was upset because he had just bought a beautiful new pair of genuine leather boots that were completely destroyed by a mountain lion the night before when Roy had left…
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Two Potatoes
in JokesTwo Potatoes are standing on a street corner. How do you know which one is a hooker? It’s the one stamped I-da-Ho (Idaho potato)
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Finkelstein and Jesus
in JokesJesus was wandering around Jerusalem when He decided that He really needed a new robe. After looking around for a while, He saw a sign for Finkelstein, the Tailor. So, He went in and made the necessary arrangements to have Finkelstein prepare a new robe for Him. A few days later, when the robe was…