puns
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You Turkey!
in JokesAs the plane was flying low over hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: “What’s that stuff on those hills?” “Just snow,” replied the stewardess. “That’s what I thought,” said the lady, “but this fellow in front of me said it was Greece.”
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Where Is It, Then?
in JokesTwo blond labourers looking for work arrive at a railway station, and ask for one-way tickets. The ticket-seller looks through his schedule, but can’t find the place the blonds are seeking. “But you must be able to find it,” says one. “We read in the papers that there are thousands of jobs in Jeopardy!”
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Moral of the Story
in JokesAn old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people Who remarked it was a shame the old man Was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics…
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Poor Sign Language
in JokesThere was a couple doing yard work, and the wife stops to go up and take a shower. The husband is looking for the rake and yells to his wife, who looks out of the upstairs bathroom window, “Where’s the rake?” She can’t hear him, so he points to his eye (I), points to his…
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Two Italians on a Bus
in JokesA bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: ”Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come…
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Phonebook Dilemma
in JokesWhy are there no phone books in China? Because there are so many Wing’s and Wong’s, they are afraid you will Wing the Wong number.