puns
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A Real Groaner!
in JokesQ: What did the little chick say when his mom laid an orange? A: Look at the orange-mama-lade!
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Paris, Paris!
in JokesSeems Paris Hilton is having visits from a speech therapist – she’s having trouble finishing a sentence!
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The Television bargain
in JokesThere was a nearly-new television for sale the other day. It has a 42-inch plasma screen, and I bought it for $50. The only thing wrong was that there was no volume control – but at that price, I couldn’t turn it down!
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Investigating a Homicide
in JokesA police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he learned the joke was that of a young woman. The joke was found with a bowl over her head and a spoon stuck in her back. The on-scene officer asked what the detective thought had happened to the woman. The detective…
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Black Market Drugs
in JokesThe FBI and the DEA are joining efforts and will be assigning some of their agents to a quasi-FBI/DEA enforcement team specifically targeting the illegal allergy pills sales that occur on the black market. The agents will be called “Pseudo Feds.”
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You’re an Idiot!
in JokesRyan: Hey Philip, what’s that on your leg? Philip: A shoe! Ryan: Gesundheit! Philip: No, you idiot, a shoe! Ryan: No need to thank me, gesundheit!