puns
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Try Our Curries
in JokesSign outside a Chinese restaurant: Try our curries, you’ll never get better.
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Winning and Quitting
in JokesIf winners never quit, and quitters never win… Who was the fool who said, “Quit while you’re ahead”.
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Red & Purple
in JokesTwo ships, one carrying lots of red paint, the other carrying lots of purple paint, crashed on a desert island. The drivers are now marooned.
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I Ran Into…
in JokesBOB: Hey, I ran into George the other day. JOE: Oh, really? Was he happy to see you? BOB: Well, we were in our cars at the time…
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Making a Spectacle of Himself
in JokesDid you hear about the eyeglasses maker who moved his shop to an island off Alaska and is now known as an optical Aleutian?
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Game Show
in JokesA man was on a game show. He was on his final question; all he had to do was answer that question right, and he would win 1 million dollars! The game show host said, “All right, for your final question: ‘What are the names of three of Santa’s reindeer?’” The man grinned and said,…
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The Requirements of This Job
in JokesEmployer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
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Country Road
in JokesRoute 66 says to the country road: Hey, man, you straight? Country road says: Heck no, I’m a byway!