puns
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Two Eskimos
in JokesTwo Eskimos sitting in their boat were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the boat, it sank, proving once and for all that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
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Peek-A-Boo
in JokesThe female skier Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo)… The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street is not just an athlete, she is a nurse. She currently works at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the telephone, however, as it caused simply too much confusion when she would answer…
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Bus Driver
in JokesA man was out of work, and he was combing through the want ads. He saw that a school was looking for a bus driver, so he called and was asked to come for an interview. He got the job, and was surprised when he went out and found that the bus was garishly painted…
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Gene Pitney
in JokesGene Pitney dies, and his widow is told that the coffin would take a week if it was made from Oak – but only 24 hours from Balsa!
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What are You Doing?
in JokesA man was seen walking through downtown with a desk strapped to his back, a typewriter under one arm, and a wastebasket under the other. He was stopped by a policeman, asked what he was doing, and arrested when he replied, . . . “Impersonating an office, sir!”
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Crazy Names
in JokesQ: What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? A: Eileen. Q: What do you call a boy with one foot in the door? A: Justin. Q: What do you call a girl who gambles? A: Betty. Q: What do you call a girl with one foot on either side…
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A Good Egg
in JokesTwo eggs sitting on a kitchen table, when one sees a whisk. He says to his friend, “Ooh, what’s that?” The friend replies, “Beats me!”
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Stuck in a Room
in JokesYou are stuck in a room with absolutely no doors, no windows, and no escape. You are surrounded by 415 inch think metal walls. All you have is a mirror and a table. How do you get out? Well, you look into the mirror. You saw yourself, right? Now, use the saw to chop the…