puns

Once upon a time in India, the Bengal tiger was on the brink of extinction, due to a vigorous hunting season. So, Prince Naranjahah ordered that no one shall kill another Bengal. Well, this led to the over abundance in zoos and animal shelters, and one day, the tigers broke loose and started attacking the…

A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. “Mother Mole!” He called back down the hole. “Come up here! I smell honey, fresh made honey!” The mother mole ran up and squeezed in next…

There once was an American Indian whose given name was “OneStone”. He was so named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him OneStone. After years and years of torment, OneStone finally cracked and said, “If anyone calls me OneStone again, I will kill them!” Word…

A boy asked to his girl friends: What does a gay cow eat? all of his friends failed to answer. Then he stood up, and with a gay-est falsetto voice he said: Haaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!

My friend and I were in a record store to buy a 45-speed record of his favourite song. After he located it, he realized that he had forgotten his wallet. Instead of going out and getting his wallet, he decided to get a five-finger discount (shoplift) so he put it down his pants. Well, as…

What did the statue say to the other after a break-up and make-up? I’m sorry I took you for granite. (granted) hahahaha

In a recent review, The Weird Gamers rated popular game, Grand Theft Auto IV 3.14 out of 10. They said it was pirated.

Q. What do you call a cow that gives chocolate milk? A. An Utter Delight!

Special bonus, two for the price of one! The party was in full swing, the drink going down several well-lubricated throats. One of the guests was a Scot, wearing the traditional kilt, and a couple of the more adventurous girls were teasing him, asking him if anything was worn under his kilt. He replied, “No,…

Are part-time band leaders semiconductors? If athletes get athlete’s foot, do astronauts get mistletoe? Does killing time damage eternity? Daylight savings time – why are they saving it and where do they keep it? Do pilots in a hurry take crash-courses? How do you get off a nonstop flight?

Child: Mum, can I wear those really nice jeans with the hole in the knee to church? Mother: No honey, you can’t wear holy jeans to church!

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.