puns
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Loooonnnngggg John
in JokesQ: Why could Long John Silver never find an aspirin? A: ‘Cause his parrots ate them all.
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What’s the Charge?
in JokesA young man worked at an aquarium feading the animals, cleaning the tanks and the like. One day his boss came to him and said, “We have a group of second-graders coming for a field trip in about thirty minutes and the dolphins are getting ‘playful’. The only thing that will make the dolphins behave…
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Space Exploration at Its Best!
in JokesIn the future, man is exploring the universe. Due to the excessive cost, they can only send out small teams of explorers to search and investigate the millions of planets they come across. One such team lands on a barren planet that seems to be just one big rock. As they investigate, their sensors pick…
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Darth Vader
in JokesQ. How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker had for Christmas? A. He felt his presence!
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Math Problems
in JokesA somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says, “Here’s a pill for English literature.” The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English…
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Henry Ford
in JokesIt was a sweltering August day when the Greenberg brothers entered the posh Dearborn, Michigan offices of the notoriously anti-Semitic car-maker, Henry Ford. “Mr. Ford,” announced Hyman Greenberg, the eldest of the three, “we have a remarkable invention that will revolutionize the automobile industry.” Ford looked skeptical, but their threats to offer it to the…
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Food Fight!
in JokesWhat do you call the planters guy beating up fruit spread? Peanut battering jelly.