puns
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Two Italians on a Bus
in JokesA bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: ”Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come…
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Phonebook Dilemma
in JokesWhy are there no phone books in China? Because there are so many Wing’s and Wong’s, they are afraid you will Wing the Wong number.
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Will You Look At That!
in JokesMy grandfather invented the rear-view mirror. Made millions – hasn’t looked back since!
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Principal Singer
in JokesWhat was the principal singer of nineteenth century opera called? Pre-Madonna!
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Still More Clinton
in JokesHow does Clinton divert his attention from the latest controversy? He just keeps on plugging away.
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Mozart Beyond the Grave
in JokesWhen Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it.The priest bent close to the grave…