puns

What do Gorillas Sleep on in fruit orchards? Apricots.

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because,” he said, “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open…

Nine cats were on a boat. One jumped off. How many were left? None. They were all copy-cats!

I hear there’s now a sine flu as well. Someone on the news was going off on a tangent about it.

I wanted to learn how to make ice cream, so I started attending sundae school.