puns
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The Tollbooth
in JokesThe driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig, plowed into an empty tollbooth and smashed it to pieces. He climbed down from the wreckage and within a matter of minutes, a truck pulled up and discharged a crew of workers. The men picked up each broken piece of the former tollbooth and…
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Caribbean Prawns
in JokesFar away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea – one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, “I’m bored and frustrated at being a prawn,…
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Does Anyjoke Really Know What Time it Is?
in JokesLittle Brother: How long is a strong? Big Sister: Huh? Little Brother: Well, I’ve heard of a week…
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Learn To Keep Time
in JokesA musician who joined an orchestra on a cruise ship was having difficulty keeping time with the rest of the band. Finally, the captain said, “Either you learn to keep time or I’ll throw you overboard. . . . It’s up to you, sync or swim.”
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MYASS
in JokesThis memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will be Year 2000 compliant. known as: “Millennia Year Application Software System” (MYASS). Next Monday there will be a meeting in which I will show MYASS to everyone. We will hold demonstrations throughout the month so that all employees will have an…
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What Time?
in Jokes“Hey Sean, I’ve got a job lined up for you, can you turn up tomorrow, about tenish?” “Tennish? I don’t even have a racket”
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Try Our Curries
in JokesSign outside a Chinese restaurant: Try our curries, you’ll never get better.
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Winning and Quitting
in JokesIf winners never quit, and quitters never win… Who was the fool who said, “Quit while you’re ahead”.