redneck

What do you say to a redneck with a beautiful woman on his arm? “Hey, nice tattoo!”

You know you’re a redneck if your fence doubles as your clothesline

How do you confuse a redneck Ask him a question that is not about NASCAR.

You might be a redneck if you answer to more than one nickname.

Got some more Redneck lines . . . You know you’re a Redneck when: More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business. You think the stock market has a fence around it. Going to the bathroom in the middle…

You might be a redneck if you’ve ever watched a tornado from a lawn chair.

Someone approaches you to say hi and your immediate response is, “You bet I am!”

You’re probably a redneck if……………….. During your wedding, when you kissed the bride, your John Deere hat fell off.

Your Starship Captain just might be a redneck if… your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month he paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles you have a shuttle called “Billy Joe Bob” he refers to Klingons as “Critters” he refers to Photon Torpedoes as “Popguns” he has the…

You might be a redneck if… Your gene pool doesn’t have a “deep end.”

Far – What get the brandin arn hot. Furred – He got furred from his job. Flar – A rose is a purdy flar. Frash – Them aigs ain’t frash. Furiners – All non-‘bamans. Further – Hits ten miles further to town. Grain – She was grain with envy. Hail – Where bad folks go.…

You might be a redneck if your swimsuit is your bra and underwear.