redneck
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You are a Redneck If… #24
in JokesYou are a redneck if: you’ve ever dislodged a sunflower seed from the corner of your eye.
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How to Talk Native Southern VI
in JokesGull – A young female. Hale – Where General Sherman went for what he did to Etlanna. Moanin – Between daybreak and noon. Motuhsickle – A two-wheeled missile with a powerful engine. Nekkid – To be unclothed. Ovair – In that direction. Own – Instead of awf. Phrasin – Very cold. Sebmup – Soft drink…
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Redneck Special Forces
in JokesThe Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists: 1. The season opened…
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How Does a Redneck Take a Bubble Bath?
in JokesQ: How does a redneck take a bubble bath? A: He farts in a puddle
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School?
in JokesWhile visiting a relative in Chicago, a University of Alabama student went to a party where he met a very attractive co-ed. Attempting to strike up a conversation with her, he asked, “Where does you go to school?” The co-ed, not at all impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, thought she would at least…
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Big Brother
in JokesBilly Bob caught his friend Bubba searching high and low all around his living room. Billy Bob said, “What are you searching for?” Bubba replies, “Hidden cameras!” “And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?” says Billy Bob. Bubba said, “That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why, every…
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Russian Redneck
in JokesQ:What do you call a 500 pound Russian that can bend you like a bendy straw? A:Sir
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You Know You’re a Redneck If…
in JokesYou think “Going the extra mile” means using toothpaste. You take a bar of soap to your local pool. Your dentures have fillings. Your idea of conservation is moving your Saturday night bath to every other Saturday night. Your wife has ever burnt out an electric razor. Your medical plan is not to get sick.