redneck
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You’re a Redneck If… #1
in JokesYou’re a redneck if: The only thing you swing a bat at is a mailbox.
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You Might be a Redneck If……..
in JokesYou might be a redneck if you carry more than two extra tires in the back of your truck.
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Redneck Vacation
in JokesBilly Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob told Lester, “Ya know, I reckon I’m about ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as to where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii.…
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Oh Magnolia!
in JokesA blonde woman in Georgia bought a magnolia tree from a local nursery but, after only a few months, its leaves shrivelled and it appeared to be on its last legs. She took some leaf samples back to the nursery and demanded an explanation. “Oh, I know exactly what’s wrong with your magnolia tree, ma’am,”…
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Deep Puddle
in JokesA man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed a farmer leaning on a fence. “Think it’s safe to cross?” the man asked. “I reckon so,” replied the farmer. The car was immediately swallowed by…
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Redneck on the Road
in JokesThis guy is walking along a dirt road when he stumbles upon a redneck lying on the ground with his ear in the dirt. “Are you alright? What are you doing?” the man asks but gets no answer at all. The redneck doesn’t even acknowledge that he is there. So after a while of silence…
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Redneck Threats
in JokesRedneck Threats: – I’ll slap you so hard, your clothes will be outtalk style. – This’ll jar your preserves. – Don’t you be making’ me open a can o’ whoop-ass on yaw!
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Beautiful Woman
in JokesWhat do you say to a redneck with a beautiful woman on his arm? “Hey, nice tattoo!”