redneck
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Getting Cold Feet
in JokesOnce there was a redneck groom about to get married. As he puts on the beaver pelt suit, he is talking to his dad. “Hey Uncle Jim, I’m kind of worried. My fiance told me she’s still a virgin.” “Why is that an issue?” the dad says. “Well, if she isn’t good enough for her…
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#6 Redneck
in JokesYou might be a redneck if you’ve never stayed in a hotel without stealing something
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Redneck: Cotton Candy
in JokesYou might be a redneck if you eat cotton candy more than three times a week.
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You Know You Are in a Redneck Church When…
in JokesYou Know You Are in a Redneck Church When… People wonder, when Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish. Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday. The choir group is known as the “OK Chorale”. Four generations of the same family sit together in worship.…
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He Knows What He’s Doing
in JokesOne morning a boy got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of chicken wire. His father said, ‘Son, where are you going?’ The son replied, ‘I’m going to catch me some chickens.’ The father said, ‘Son, you can’t catch chickens with chicken wire.’ But the son insisted that he knew what…
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You are a Redneck If … #13
in JokesYou are a redneck if: you won money of your dead grandpa by playing poker with him.
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Nascar For Dummies Book
in JokesChapters In The “Nascar For Dummies” Book: How To Read It’s Impossible to Own Too Much Dale Earnhardt Memorabilia Jumpin’, Hollerin’ & Other Ways to Make Sure Your Favorite Driver Sees You When He Goes By at 230 Miles An Hour Roll Down Yer Winder First, *Then* Spit So You Wanna Be A Crew Chief?…
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His First Parachute Jump
in JokesJust before a new redneck had his first parachute jump, his sergeant reminded him, “Count to ten, and then pull the first rip cord. If it snarls, pull the second rip cord for your auxiliary chute. After you land, our truck will pick you up.” The paratrooper took a deep breath and jumped. He counted…
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You are a Redneck If… #22
in JokesYou are a redneck if: you’ve ever held a lifelong grudge over a spelling bee.