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You might be a redneck if you think cauliflower is a phone dating service for flowers.

You might be a redneck if your toenail clippers say craftsman on the side!

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You know you are a redneck when you do not speak your first word until your 18th birthday and that word is WELFARE!.

You have more than three first names. You drove a monster truck to the prom. You are marrying your brother-in-law. You go out, get drunk, and come home with a tatoo of your momma’s name. Your last name is your first name spelled backwards You are readiing these jokes!!!

Your current wife was a bridesmaid at your first wedding.

You might be a redneck if your kids are named after the car they were made in.

A redneck taped toilet paper to his television. He said, “Hey, lookie here, now we have free paper view!”

Once there was a redneck groom about to get married. As he puts on the beaver pelt suit, he is talking to his dad. “Hey Uncle Jim, I’m kind of worried. My fiance told me she’s still a virgin.” “Why is that an issue?” the dad says. “Well, if she isn’t good enough for her…

You might be a redneck if you’ve never stayed in a hotel without stealing something

You might be a redneck if you eat cotton candy more than three times a week.

You Know You Are in a Redneck Church When… People wonder, when Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish. Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday. The choir group is known as the “OK Chorale”. Four generations of the same family sit together in worship.…