redneck

If you work without a shirt on, and so does your husband, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if . . . you have been married three times and you still have the same in-laws, You think TACO BELL is a Mexican Phone Company, Your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign on the back, You think Possum is “The Other White Meat”, You hooked up with your…

If you have more pets than relatives you just might be a redneck.

You are a redneck if: you’ve shaved off your eyebrows and taped them to a little kid’s back.

You might be a redneck if you constantly call the feed and seed store to see if the cat has had her kittens yet.

You might be a redneck if you think cauliflower is a phone dating service for flowers.

You might be a redneck if your toenail clippers say craftsman on the side!

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You know you are a redneck when you do not speak your first word until your 18th birthday and that word is WELFARE!.

You have more than three first names. You drove a monster truck to the prom. You are marrying your brother-in-law. You go out, get drunk, and come home with a tatoo of your momma’s name. Your last name is your first name spelled backwards You are readiing these jokes!!!

Your current wife was a bridesmaid at your first wedding.

You might be a redneck if your kids are named after the car they were made in.