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Hot Pursuit
in JokesTwo Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading east towards Georgia on I-90. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first trooper pulled over immediately. The rookie Trooper pulled over right behind him and asked, “Sarge, why’d you stop?” “You dumb rookie,” replied the Sarge. “He’s in Georgia…
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Hypothetical Question
in JokesTwo good ole boys down in Alabama were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer…After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, “If’n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin’, and she got pregnant and had a baby,…
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Get His Burg II
in JokesYou might be a redneck if… You think the Gettysburg Address is where Lincoln lived.
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My Favourite Redneck Jokes
in JokesYou know you’re a Redneck if….. 1. Your child’s night-light is a neon beer sign. 2. The only running water in your house comes through the ceiling. 3. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. 4. All your kids toys came free with a Happy Meal. 5. When you fill your car with gas,…
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Floorbuffer
in JokesYou might be a redneck if you ride the electric floorbuffer and mistake it for your wife!!
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You Just Might Be A Redneck If…
in JokesYou Just Might Be A Redneck If… You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws. Jack Daniels makes your list of “Most Admired People.” You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, “Hey, y’all watch this!” You’ve got more than one…
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Baby Stroller
in JokesYou might be a redneck if your baby stroller consists of a potato sack and a wheelbarrow.
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Redneck Party
in JokesRecently, my redneck neighbors invited me to a party. Here was our conversation: “Hey dude! Where are you man? We’re having a great party over here. Why don’t you come on over and join us?” I replied, “Man, I’m not feeling so good. I think I’m gonna stay right here.” “Well, hey. What’cha got?” they…