redneck

1.Your tires cost more than your car. 2.You have a motor hanging out of your tree. 3.Your trailer house tires work but your car tires don’t. 5.You write the girl of your dreams name on the tower and then the sheriff makes you take your sisters name off of it. 6.You call your undies britches.…

Redneck Christmas Shopping You know you’re a redneck when… you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

You know you’re a redneck if you paint your garage with a paintball gun.

You are a redneck if: Your shotgun is named after your girlfriend.

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remarked at the image staring back at him, “How about that!…

Battery Fucked Boodler’s ass hard and soft yesterday! Maybe zat explains z growth in z population recently!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

You might be a redneck if… You can talk for more than 20 minutes on the difference between squirrel and rabbit stew.

You might be a redneck if your limo at your wedding was a tractor and trailer.

A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her father said “No way! You’re going to By-God West Virginia Univ.” Well, she got her way and she went to UVA. The first semester went by, and she wrote home that she was getting married, to a man from Richmond, VA…

Two Reasons Why It’s So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder 1. The DNA is all the same. 2. There are no dental records.

You are a redneck if: you’ve ever searched for gold in your grandpa’s chest and had your fingers taken off by the booby trap within.

You might be a redneck if… The idea for the Budweiser frogs came from listening to you and your friends trying to read the label on the bottle.