redneck

Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?” “I think so,” the man replied. “My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of our guests.” “I don’t mean…

Your parrot can say, “Open up, it’s the police!”

You are a redneck if: Your mother has ammo on her Christmas list!

You might be a redneck if….. you went weeks without food or shelter just so you could have front row seats to a Brooks-n’-Dunn concert.

What do you call 32 rednecks in a room? A full set of teeth!

Are you a wealthy and successful suit-and-tie yuppie businessman who has always had a secret dream and hope that you might one day become a redneck? Have you always wanted to be a Bubba and know the freedom of the redneck life, but didn’t know how? Is there an inner Cletus inside that dapper and…

Here in the Kentucky hills, you don’t see too many people hang-gliding. Ol’ Zeek decided to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets ready to take flight. He takes off running and reaches the edge and into the wind he goes!…

You might be a redneck if you let your thirteen-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of HER two kids.

You might be a redneck if you’ve ever been fired for shooting spitballs.

You might just be a redneck if your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.