redneck

Okay sooo.. I kinda stumbled across this “word” when I was actually at the sprint store with my x-boyfriend. He was talking about how he needed to get unlimited text messaging and I looked over with a very concerned look on my face and said, “Yardy Yar!” I believe everyone in the store was hysterical…

A detachment of paratroopers was practicing in a rural area. One jumper landed on the property of an old mountain man and his very large family. One of the kids saw the chute floating down and yelled out to his father, “Pa, bring your shotgun. The stork is bringing ’em full grown now!”

You might be a redneck if you think fast-food is hitting a dear at 65mph.

You are a redneck if: you’ve ever had to towel dry after a fart.

Wonder if you are a redneck….Well, if you have been married four times and still have the same in-laws you must be.

You are a redneck if: You like to brag you learned to fire a shotgun before you could walk.

Did you here about the new redneck barbie doll? It comes with twelve kids, aids, and a welfare check.

You are a redneck if: you have a glass eye collection.

You might be a redneck if for your prom you wore a strapless dress but wore a bra that wasn’t.

You might be a redneck if… You’re 42 and still have clowns come to your birthday party.

How did the redneck die drinking milk? The cow sat on him!

You might be a redneck if both you and your wife wore ponytails on your wedding day.