religious
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The Train Journey II
in JokesFour priests board a train for a long journey to a church council conference. Shortly into the trip one priest says, “Well, we’ve worked together for many years now, but we don’t really know each other. I suggest we tell each other one of our sins to get better acquainted.” They look nervously at one…
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Dropping Sandwiches
in JokesAn elderly man refuses to leave for the air raid shelter until he can find his dentures. His wife yells at him, “What, you think they are dropping sandwiches?”
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Saving a Bear
in JokesA priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn’t really that hard. A real challenge would…
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Where Pets Came From
in JokesAdam and Eve said, “Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.” And God said, “No problem! I will create a companion for you that…
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Reform Rabbi
in JokesA Reform Rabbi was so compulsive a golfer that once, on Yom Kippur, he left the house early and went out for a quick nine holes by himself. An angel who happened to be looking on immediately notified his superiors that a grievous sin was being committed. On the sixth hole, God caused a mighty…
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The Priest in Alaska
in JokesA priest was assigned a small church in the Alaskan backwoods. After a couple of years, the bishop stopped by to see how he was doing. “Ah, Bishop, it’s really lonely here. I couldn’t have made it without my Rosary and two martinis a day.” The bishop replied, “You know, a martini would taste good…
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Most Complaining Woman In the Bible
in JokesWho was the most complaining woman in the bible? Mary, because she got on Joseph’s ass and rode it all the way to Bethlehem.
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Sherlock Holmes in Heaven
in JokesSherlock Holmes stood at the Gates of Heaven pulling at his pipe awaiting his turn. “I’ll let you in,” said St. Peter, gesturing toward the heavenly throngs behind him, “if you’ll tell me who among these was the first mortal.” “Elementary, my dear St. Peter,” said the great detective, “he’s the one without a bellybutton.”
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Saved By Buddha Nature
in JokesA Buddhist and a Hindu went skydiving together. As they prepared to jump, the Buddhist said, “If anything should go wrong–” “Nothing will go wrong,” said the Hindu. “But if it does, God will save me.” “Not a chance,” the Buddhist said, “Because there IS no God. There is only your Essential Buddha Nature.” The…
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Granny Writes A Letter
in JokesDear Friend, The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a “Honk if you love Jesus” bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on…
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Holy . . . !
in JokesFour Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.” The third…
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A Small Boy…
in JokesA small boy stunned his parents after Sunday School when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and quarters. Finally his mother asked the obvious question, “Where did you get all that money?” “At church,” the boy replied nonchalantly. “They have bowls of it.”