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An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porch and shout “PRAISE THE LORD!” Next door to her lived an atheist who would get so angry at her proclamations he would shout, “There ain’t no Lord!!” Hard times set in on…

A parish priest calls the Mother Superior into his office and says, “There is something I must show you. Please come into my private room and close the blinds.” “Father!” exclaims the shocked Mother Superior. “What did you say?” “What I said was … ” the priest begins. “I heard what you said … I…

There’s a big controversy on the Jewish view of exactly when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until after it graduates from medical school.

A silent Order of Monks is allowed to eat only porridge and speak just once a month. One month, Friar Albert stood up and said, “I hate porridge.” A month of silence passes by and Friar barnaby stands to say, “I like porridge.” Another silent month goes by when Head Master Geoff rises and says……

A man and a woman are having an affair. One day, the woman’s husband comes home early from work. To avoid being caught, the cheating man runs over to hide in the closet. As he closes the door he hears a little voice say, “It’s dark in here.” This startles the man, and he looks…

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.” The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It represents…

A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man says, “Methodist.” St. Peter looks down his list, and says, “Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8.” Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. “Religion?” “Baptist.” “Go to room 18, but be very quiet…