religious
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Points of View
in JokesTwo Irishmen were sitting at a pub having beer and watching the brothel across the street. They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said, “Aye, ’tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin’ bad.” A bit later, they saw a Rabbi enter the brothel, and the…
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The Way Up There
in JokesA man died and went to heaven, he went to the golden gates, and saw God. He didn’t know who God was, so he took one look and said, “My god, Who the hell are you?”
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Deal with the Devil
in JokesA golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, “I’d give anything to sink this next putt.” A stranger walks up to him and whispers, “Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?” The golfer thinks the man is…
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The Pope Driving
in JokesThe Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, “You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?” The driver is understandably hesitant and says, “I’m sorry, but I don’t think I’m supposed…
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The Best Way to Pray
in JokesA priest, a minister and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman worked nearby. “Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray,” the priest said. “No,” said the minister. “I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven.” “You’re both wrong,” the guru said. “The most…
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A Pious Old Man
in JokesA pious man, who had reached the age of 105, suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many years of faithful attendance, the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, “How come after all these years we don’t see you at…
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Astounding Discovery
in JokesOne day, two monks were in the vaults of the monastery going through the old scrolls. “You see, there are the originals,” said the first monk. “All the new scrolls were copied from these.” “Can I see one?” “Sure. This is one outlines the rules for monkdom . . ” All of a sudden, the…
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Hell In A Handbag
in JokesMe: “That will be 17.50, please.” Customer: “Are you a Christian, dear?” Me: “Why do you ask?” Customer: “Are you?” Me: “Well, no. Why do you want to know?” Customer: “Oh. I would like to be helped by someone else, please.” Manager: “Good morning ma’am, I hear you’ve been having a problem with the clerk?”…
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Walk on Water
in JokesThere once was a priest, a bishop, and the Pope. They were all at the park and they saw a deep pond. The Pope told the bishop and the priest, “I bet I can walk on water”. So he goes to the pond and, amazingly, he walks on water and gets to the other side.…
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You Know Your a Redneck…..
in JokesYou know your a redneck when there are 15 cars in your driveway, and the only one that moves is your house.