religious
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Blessed be
in JokesThe Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, “Tuti Homini” – Blessed be Mankind. A women’s rights group approached the Pope the next day. They noticed that the pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind. The next day, after His sermon, the Pope concluded by saying, “Tuti Homini, et Tuti…
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Defend the Jews
in JokesAn old Armenian is on his deathbed: “My children, remember to defend the Jews.” “Why Jews?” “Because if they are gone, we will be next.”
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How to Treat Our Brothers and Sisters
in JokesA Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor thy father and thy mother,” she asked “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy answered, “Thou shall not kill.”
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Bishop, Priest, Rabbi
in JokesA bishop, a priest, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this, a joke?”
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THE CONGREGATIONS
in JokesThere were two groups of people. The first one was of a taxi driver who was driving at a high speed that all the passengers knelt and prayed. The second was of a priest who was preaching but boring the people to the extent that they started walking out. WHO BROUGHT PEOPLE CLOSER TO GOD?…
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God v. Scientists
in JokesOne day a group of eminent scientists got together and decided that mankind had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and said, “God, we’ve decided that we no longer nee…
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Points of View
in JokesTwo Irishmen were sitting at a pub having beer and watching the brothel across the street. They saw a Baptist minister walk into the brothel, and one of them said, “Aye, ’tis a shame to see a man of the cloth goin’ bad.” A bit later, they saw a Rabbi enter the brothel, and the…
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The Way Up There
in JokesA man died and went to heaven, he went to the golden gates, and saw God. He didn’t know who God was, so he took one look and said, “My god, Who the hell are you?”
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Deal with the Devil
in JokesA golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, “I’d give anything to sink this next putt.” A stranger walks up to him and whispers, “Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?” The golfer thinks the man is…
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The Pope Driving
in JokesThe Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, “You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you please let me?” The driver is understandably hesitant and says, “I’m sorry, but I don’t think I’m supposed…