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10. Sometimes stays in bed until after 5 am. 9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets. 8. Shows up at barn raisings in full ‘KISS’ makeup. 7. When you criticize him, he yells, “Thou sucketh.” 6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by “Jeb Daddy.” 5. Defiantly says, “If…

This husband and wife couldn’t have any children, so they went to the pastor and asked for prayer. The pastor prayed for them and annointed them with oil. Sure enough, about 9 months later they had triplet babies. The couple once again showed up at the pastor’s study and as soon as the woman saw…

A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the Pope. There he stood, in a big long line with a rather expensive suit on, hoping the Pope would notice how smart he was and perhaps talk a few words with him. As the Pope made his way slowly down the…

The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered through the rear of the church. One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other…

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? “It’s Christmas, Eve!”

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he had knocked several times. Finally, he took out his card and wrote on the…

Our house, in the middle of my feet, Our house, which smells of cheesy feet, Our house, will always get defeat, Our house, will never eat those feet. That was a song I made up ha!!!!!! ha!!!!!! ha!!!!!! ha!!!!!!!

Once there was a large group of mexicans who made a club called the I love Mayonnaise Club. And they made this club days before the titanic set sail. And on the titanic there was a large, large case of mayonnaise. And later when the titanic sank, this group was very sad so they formed…

Sister Margaret had been a model nun all her life, but then she was called to her reward. As she approached the pearly gates, Saint Peter said “Hold on, Sister Margaret, not so fast!” “But I have been good all my life and dedicated to the work of the Lord. From the time I was…

A priest wanted to convince a prostitute to turn respectable. So he met with her one day and began slowly warming up to her. “Oh, my child,” he said, “your dress is most lovely.” “Thank you, Father,” she replied. The radio was playing and they danced a little as they talked. “Oh, my child,” said…

One dark night in hell, the Devil, bent upon his ultimate revenge, determined to become a computer programmer. Secretly he pored over main pages, Microsoft press releases, and hex dumps of the renowned SATAN program, until, satisfied that he was master of the unclean craft, he began to work his mischief. Lounging near the back…

A little girl and her father decided to go to church, because her father wanted to introduce her to the Christian World. As they sat down, a collection plate begins to be passed around. As the plate came to the girl’s father, he searches his pockets for money. Then his daughter whispers in his ear,…