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If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain, the snow — even during a hurricane! — here is a valuable tip: Your life is in trouble.

The Americans and the Russians had a car race, in which the car from America won. However, the report in the newspapers of Russia, read as follows – “In a recent motor race, the Russian car finished in second place, while the American car finished next to last.” (There were only two cars involved!)

A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring “Run….Run!” The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!” A third batter hits a…

A country club didn’t allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the week. The ladies were satisfied with this arrangement, formed a women’s club, and became active. After about 6 months, the club board received a letter from the women’s club…

I joined a health club last year, spent about $400, and haven’t lost a pound. Apparently, you have to show up.

What’s the definition of Endless Love? Stevie Wonder playing Ray Charles at Tennis! Endless Love!

Abbott: Well Costello, I’m going to New York with you. You know Bookie Harris, the Yankee’s manager, gave me a job as coach for as long as you’re on the team. Costello: Look Abbott, if you’re the coach, you must know all the players. Abbott: I certainly do. Costello: Well you know I’ve never met…

Soccer Coach: Why didn’t you stop the ball? New Goalie: I thought that was what the net was for!

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down…

What is the name of the baseball player who sits under a tree? Babe Root!

Bill and Ralph, both of equal ability, decide to have a round together and “play it as it lays” on all shots. Both hit their tee shots on the par-5 first hole down the middle and about 260 yards. They drive up for the second shot, and Bill hits his shot down the middle for…

Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. “I was the James Bond type of player,” he told his friends. “I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition.” “Batted .007,” his wife added.