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Virgin Mobile wanted to sponsor the national team. SAFA (South African Footballing Association) refused to let it happen. They said, “How will it look if the team has Virgin written on their shirts when they get f****d up every other weekend?”

A woman was watching her son pitch in a little league baseball. He wasn’t very good, walking all of the batters that came up to bat, but after every pitch, the mom was yelling wildy and cheering her wonderful son on. Because of all the batters he had walked, the score was 14-0 in the…

The Laws Of Golf LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime. LAW 2: Your best round of…

Bumper sticker: BE KIND TO animalS. HUG A HOCKEY PLAYER.

*Famous sport Quotes* “Nojoke in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” – Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann “I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.” – Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh “You guys pair up in groups of…

The following event actually happened to a famous basketball coach. “When I first got a job as La Salle University’s basketball coach, the phone rang and my wife told me it was sport Illustrated. I cut myself shaving and fell down the steps in my rush to get the phone. When I got there, a…

A golfer hooks his drive into the woods to the left of the fairway. While looking for his ball he happens upon a leprechaun. The leprechaun asks him, “How’s your round of golf is going?” The golfer admits, “I’m having one of my worst rounds ever.” The leprechaun zaps the golfer with a magic spell.…

Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from the spot, everything but the golf ball. It sat in the same spot. So he lined up…

Sid and barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are short on time, they decide to play only 9 holes. Sid says to barney, “Let’s say we make the time worth the while, at least for one of us, and spot $5 on the lowest score for the day.” barney agrees…

The bartender at our golf club named a drink Lilac Crazy in honour of one of the members. Every time the member came to the 19th hole, that’s exactly what he did.

The football players were doing very well in their games, but when it came to academics, they were failing. So the administrater of the school, who desired all of his students to graduate, talked to the coach of the football team and said, “Coach, if ONE of your football players can answer a single math…

“I bet that India would win against Pakistan and lost Rs 1,000.” Tommy told Rob. “Hey, you bet Rs 1,000 for a single match?” Rob exclaimed. “No Man, I bet Rs 500 on that match.” Tommy replied. “So, what happened to the other Rs 500?” Rob asked. “My Friend, I bet on the highlights too.”…