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“My friend,” said St. Peter to the recently deceased, “you did lead an exemplary life on earth – but there is one instance of your taking the name of The Lord in vain. Would you care to tell us about it?” “I recall,” replied the new applicant, “it was in 1965 on the last hole…

A blonde, a red head and a brunette are all skateboarding and bragging about their best tricks. The brunette says, “I can do a double impossible and a misty.” The red head says, “Thats nothing. I can do a 1080 flip off a quarter pipe, then do a double double and land it without falling”.…

New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season…”I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.” Shaquille O’Neal, on his lack of championships: “I’ve won at every level, except college and pro.” Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous…

Why were the police at the baseball game? Because someone stole second base!

Q: Did you hear the joke about the jump rope? A: No, I skipped it!

Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back!

20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it. 19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind. 18. He’s off to the sidelines for a quick blow. 17. It’s a game of inches. 16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it. 15. When you…

What is a 4 letter sport that starts with a T? Golf. (Golf starts with a tee!)

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team? She kept running away from the ball!!

A man is out playing golf one day when he whacks the ball harder then usual. It goes soaring in the air, and the golfer yells, “FORE!” He runs over to find his ball, and he sees a guy holding his head in pain. The man is shouting “I will sue you, and I will…

A golfer hits a wicked slice off the tee that ricochets through the trees and into the next fairway narrowly missing another golfer. When the first golfer gets to his ball he is greeted by his unintended victim who angrily tells him of the near miss. “I’m sorry, I didn’t have time to yell fore,”…

What do you call a Canadian fire? A Calgary Flame.