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Bill and Ralph meet on the golf course and decide to finish off the round together. Bill has a little dog with him and on the next green, when Bill holes out with a 20 foot putt, the little dog starts yipping and stands up on its hind legs. Ralph is quite amazed at this…

A man said to his golfing friend, “I hit two of my best balls yesterday!” “Oh yeah?” “Yeah, I stepped on a rake in the bunker.”

1992. Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team’s 7-27 record: “We can’t win at home. We can’t win on the road. As general manager, I just can’t figure out where else to play.” 1996. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota: “He’s a guy who gets…

Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows, you get to throw the ball over, unless of course, you get a strike. In which case, you can renege on the “overs”. When your team is about 10 marks down in the 8th or 9th frame, you can invoke the…

As is known, there is a large leper colony in Hawaii. To help ease the pain the patients have while there, a hockey rink was built to provide them entertainment. Only problem was that only one game ever got played on the rink. Within two minutes of game time, there was a face off in…

Ben never saw action on his high school football team. One day, the assistant coach gave him a pep talk. “Remember, Ben,” he told him, “everyone on this team has an important role. There is no ‘I’ in ‘team’.” “True,” said the boy. “But there is a ‘Ben’ in ‘bench’.”

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee…

All you see in the sport media nowadays is the fact that athletes are taking steriods and other performance enhanceing drugs to become stronger and faster. So instead of going out and buying a new car I put some steriods in the gas tank…. I wonder if I will get the same result?

A young man is playing golf with a priest. At a short hole the priest asks, “What are you going to use on this hole son?” The young man says, “An eight iron, father. How about you?” The priest says, “I’m going to hit a soft seven and pray.” The young man hits his eight…

One day Peyton Manning dies and goes to heaven. Upon arrival, he’s given a nice sized house, and a few of his trophies and some Colts apparel is set up around the house to honor his days as a QB. One day, as he’s walking along the golden streets, he hears the news that Ben…

Bill is waiting to tee off for the start of his round when he sees Ralph just finishing his round. Bill notices that Ralph is wet all over the front of his trousers. Curiosity gets the best of him, so Bill asks Ralph how he got so wet. Ralph tells the following story: That day,…

ok, If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the Jags, and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers known as Bucs, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?