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THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player’s strike against the team owners looming, now is the time for us to show the world just how much we care. It’s just not right. Hundreds of basketball players in our very own country are living at or just below the seven-figure salary level!…

The lady golfer was a determined, if not very proficient player. At each swipe she made at the ball, earth flew in all directions. “Gracious me,” she exclaimed red-faced to her caddie, “the worms will think there’s an earthquake.” “I don’t know,” replied the caddie, “the worms round here are very clever. I’ll bet most…

Basketball hoops are like misdemeanor. The more I miss it da meanor I get.

On a golf tour in Ireland , Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. “Top of the mornin’ to yer, sir” says…

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it…

Press Release Scare At Adelaide F.C. (Football Club) Headquarters Training at West Lakes was delayed nearly two hours late this morning, after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the ground. Initially the Club thought it was a prank! Team manager Neil Craig immediately suspended training, while police and the ASIO (Australia…

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women’s type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him…

A father watched his young son practice baseball in the backyard by throwing the ball up and swinging at it. Time and time again the bat missed contact. The boy noticed his father watching, and said, “Wow, Dad! Aren’t I a great pitcher?”

A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he met a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, “Only caught one, eh?”

“My friend,” said St. Peter to the recently deceased, “you did lead an exemplary life on earth – but there is one instance of your taking the name of The Lord in vain. Would you care to tell us about it?” “I recall,” replied the new applicant, “it was in 1965 on the last hole…

A blonde, a red head and a brunette are all skateboarding and bragging about their best tricks. The brunette says, “I can do a double impossible and a misty.” The red head says, “Thats nothing. I can do a 1080 flip off a quarter pipe, then do a double double and land it without falling”.…

New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season…”I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.” Shaquille O’Neal, on his lack of championships: “I’ve won at every level, except college and pro.” Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous…