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“Your late teeing off, Fred.” “Yup, well being Sunday I had to toss a coin to see if I should go to church, or to play golf” “But why are you so late?” “I had to toss for it fifteen times!”

An 80 year old man who was an avid golfer moved to a new town and joined the local country club. He went to the club for the first time to play, but was told there wasn’t anyjoke he could play because they were already out on the course. He repeated several times that he…

Two mates calles mik and mak went to the Australia vs England game. It was mik`s birthday, and mik gave mak a ride and mak took mik`s birthday present with him.He went to get it while mik wached the 4th over. Mak said to mik i`ve got some bad news for you buddy. Your car…

1. The Yankees General Manager’s name is Brian Cashman. 2. barry Bonds’ initals are BB, the abreviation for a walk is also BB.

A man went to a strange town to be the guest speaker at a business meeting. When he arrived at his Motel, he found he had a lot of time before the meeting so he got the directions for a nearby golf course from the clerk. While playing on the front nine, he thought over…

1986. Jim Finks, New Orleans Saints G.M., when asked after a loss what he thought of the refs: “I’m not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.” 1991. Alan Kulwicki, stock car racer, on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons: “It’s basically the same, just darker.” 1976. Greg Buttle, New York Jet linebacker, explaining…

If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain, the snow — even during a hurricane! — here is a valuable tip: Your life is in trouble.

The Americans and the Russians had a car race, in which the car from America won. However, the report in the newspapers of Russia, read as follows – “In a recent motor race, the Russian car finished in second place, while the American car finished next to last.” (There were only two cars involved!)

A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring “Run….Run!” The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!” A third batter hits a…

A country club didn’t allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the week. The ladies were satisfied with this arrangement, formed a women’s club, and became active. After about 6 months, the club board received a letter from the women’s club…

I joined a health club last year, spent about $400, and haven’t lost a pound. Apparently, you have to show up.

What’s the definition of Endless Love? Stevie Wonder playing Ray Charles at Tennis! Endless Love!