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The following event actually happened to a famous basketball coach. “When I first got a job as La Salle University’s basketball coach, the phone rang and my wife told me it was sport Illustrated. I cut myself shaving and fell down the steps in my rush to get the phone. When I got there, a…

A golfer hooks his drive into the woods to the left of the fairway. While looking for his ball he happens upon a leprechaun. The leprechaun asks him, “How’s your round of golf is going?” The golfer admits, “I’m having one of my worst rounds ever.” The leprechaun zaps the golfer with a magic spell.…

Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from the spot, everything but the golf ball. It sat in the same spot. So he lined up…

Sid and barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are short on time, they decide to play only 9 holes. Sid says to barney, “Let’s say we make the time worth the while, at least for one of us, and spot $5 on the lowest score for the day.” barney agrees…

The bartender at our golf club named a drink Lilac Crazy in honour of one of the members. Every time the member came to the 19th hole, that’s exactly what he did.

The football players were doing very well in their games, but when it came to academics, they were failing. So the administrater of the school, who desired all of his students to graduate, talked to the coach of the football team and said, “Coach, if ONE of your football players can answer a single math…

“I bet that India would win against Pakistan and lost Rs 1,000.” Tommy told Rob. “Hey, you bet Rs 1,000 for a single match?” Rob exclaimed. “No Man, I bet Rs 500 on that match.” Tommy replied. “So, what happened to the other Rs 500?” Rob asked. “My Friend, I bet on the highlights too.”…

“Your late teeing off, Fred.” “Yup, well being Sunday I had to toss a coin to see if I should go to church, or to play golf” “But why are you so late?” “I had to toss for it fifteen times!”

An 80 year old man who was an avid golfer moved to a new town and joined the local country club. He went to the club for the first time to play, but was told there wasn’t anyjoke he could play because they were already out on the course. He repeated several times that he…

Two mates calles mik and mak went to the Australia vs England game. It was mik`s birthday, and mik gave mak a ride and mak took mik`s birthday present with him.He went to get it while mik wached the 4th over. Mak said to mik i`ve got some bad news for you buddy. Your car…

1. The Yankees General Manager’s name is Brian Cashman. 2. barry Bonds’ initals are BB, the abreviation for a walk is also BB.

A man went to a strange town to be the guest speaker at a business meeting. When he arrived at his Motel, he found he had a lot of time before the meeting so he got the directions for a nearby golf course from the clerk. While playing on the front nine, he thought over…