sport

Four guys who worked together always golfed as a group at 7 a.m. Sunday. But one of them got transferred, and they were talking about trying to fill out the foursome. A woman standing near the tee said, “Hey, I like to golf, can I join the group?” They were hesitant but said she could…

“It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.” – Babe Ruth “Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn’t a lot of strokes when you consider the course.” – Lee Trevino “I’m not saying my golf game went bad , but…

Physical exercise is good for you. I know that I should do it daily, but my joke doesn’t let me to do too much, so I have worked out this program of strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise. You are invited to use it without charge… 01) Beating around the bush 02) Jumping…

One there was a wrestler in a very, very light weight wrestling match. He only weighed 135 pounds and his opponent even less than that. He was just about to wrestle that day when his coach dragged him off the ring. “I need to speak with him,” the coach called. “Why’d you take me out?”…

A vacationing golfer was out playing on a course that he had never played before. He hired a caddie from the pro shop to show him the layout of the course, and help him decide what shots to play. On the first tee, the golfer missed his shot, and it dribbled forward about 15 yards.…

Why is boxing a sport? If I beat someone up in an alley and someone sees it, I get arrested. If I beat someone up in an arena where thousands see it happen, I get cheered. I’ve done both. I like the alley better though.

An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, “7 points!” His wife looked at him and said, “What the hell are you doing?” He simply replied, “Just playing bed football.” Ten minutes later the wife let a loud one and said, “Tie game –…

1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You…

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?” The little boy nodded in the affirmative. “Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?” The little boy nodded yes. “So,” the coach continued,…

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him. “I’ve figured out your problem,” he told the young southpaw. “You always lose control at the same point in every game.” “When is that?” “Right after the National Anthem.”

If you ask a Bears fan what his or her two favorite teams are they would be: – The Bears – And whoever the Green Bay Packers are playing.

Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no joke, just a head. They all line up, the whistle blows and “splash” they’re all in the pool The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is…