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Dick brings a friend to play golf with two of his buddies to complete a foursome. His buddies ask him if his friend can play golf. Dick says that he is very good. This guy hits the ball on the first hole in the bush, so his buddies look at him and say, “You said…

Legendary football announcer Keith Jackson was in Texas to announce a college football game when he noticed a special telephone near the Longhorn’s bench. He asked a nearby Texas player what it was for, and was told that it was the “hotline to God.” Keith asked if he could use it. The player told him,…

There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, just like they did every day. Abe turns to Sol and says, “Do you think there’s baseball in heaven?” Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, “I dunno, Abe. But let’s make…

Why is a football pitch so cold? Because of all the fans

Fishing season hasn’t opened and a fisherman who doesn’t have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: “Any luck?” “Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday,” he boasts. “Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?” asks the…

Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you’ll go out and slice it and shank it, hit it onto all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out, and for no reason at all, you really stink.

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.

The Pope met with the Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, leader of the Jewish nation. “Your holiness,” said one of the Cardinals, “Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior by challenging you to a golf match.” The Pope was greatly disturbed as he had never held a golf…

An older couple are playing in the annual golf club championship. They are playing in a play off hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt that the wife has to make. She takes her stance and her husband can see her trembling. She putts and misses; they lose the match. On the…

Recently a family court judge was interviewing a 15 yr. old boy, asking him which parent he wanted to live with, his mother or father? The kid said he didn’t want to live with either one — that both of them beat him all the time. The kid said he wanted to live with the…

Top Ten Signs you’re Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with David Letterman; Monday, February 20, 1995 You recognize batter as the kid who sold you a hot dog a couple minutes earlier. Every time a player slides into second, he busts his hip. They keep shouting “Do over!” When umpire yells,…

What does NASCAR stand for? Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks