sport

Two boys are playing football at this park in a small town in South Carolina when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dog’s collar, twists it, and breaks the dog’s neck, thus saving his friend. A sport…

“I’ll go and ask if we can go through,” said Max to Jerry. The two golfers had been concerned for some time at the snail-like progress of two women, originally some holes ahead and now just in front of them on the ninth fairway. Max returned after only a few paces towards the ladies. “Jerry,…

Stupid Things Said In The World Of Soccer: 1. Well, it’s Liverpool two, Ipswich nil, and if the score stays this way, I’ve got to fancy Liverpool for the win. 2. He had an eternity to play that ball, but took too long. 3. And so they have not been able to improve on their…

Amy was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a game on TV. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this, there’s a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season tickets.” “Hmmm,” her husband said, not bothering to look away from the game. Amy said…

This man goes to confession and says, “Forgive me father, for I have sinned.” The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins, and the man replies that he used the “F-word” over the weekend. The priest says, “Oh, okay, just say three Hail Marys and try to watch your language.” The man…

Four men, well along in years, had played golf as a foursome every Sunday morning, until one of them passed away. The other three asked the club pro if he could find them a compatible gentleman to fill out the foursome again. “No problem,” answered the pro. “But, you have to understand,” one of the…

In golf, some people tend to get confused with all the numbers. They shoot a six, yell fore, and write five.

I’m not even sure this is funny (although it was at the time), but it was just a random happening: I was texting my friend and playing temple run at the same time, and something occurred to me. I said, “If I were a Temple Run character, no one would buy me… I cannot slide…

Q: Why isn’t there a pro football team in Flint, Michigan? A: Because then Detroit would want one too!

Four guys who worked together always golfed as a group at 7 a.m. Sunday. But one of them got transferred, and they were talking about trying to fill out the foursome. A woman standing near the tee said, “Hey, I like to golf, can I join the group?” They were hesitant but said she could…

“It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.” – Babe Ruth “Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn’t a lot of strokes when you consider the course.” – Lee Trevino “I’m not saying my golf game went bad , but…

Physical exercise is good for you. I know that I should do it daily, but my joke doesn’t let me to do too much, so I have worked out this program of strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise. You are invited to use it without charge… 01) Beating around the bush 02) Jumping…