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Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.

The Pope met with the Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, leader of the Jewish nation. “Your holiness,” said one of the Cardinals, “Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior by challenging you to a golf match.” The Pope was greatly disturbed as he had never held a golf…

An older couple are playing in the annual golf club championship. They are playing in a play off hole and it is down to a 6 inch putt that the wife has to make. She takes her stance and her husband can see her trembling. She putts and misses; they lose the match. On the…

Recently a family court judge was interviewing a 15 yr. old boy, asking him which parent he wanted to live with, his mother or father? The kid said he didn’t want to live with either one — that both of them beat him all the time. The kid said he wanted to live with the…

Top Ten Signs you’re Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with David Letterman; Monday, February 20, 1995 You recognize batter as the kid who sold you a hot dog a couple minutes earlier. Every time a player slides into second, he busts his hip. They keep shouting “Do over!” When umpire yells,…

What does NASCAR stand for? Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks