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  • Old Standards

    Recently a family court judge was interviewing a 15 yr. old boy, asking him which parent he wanted to live with, his mother or father? The kid said he didn’t want to live with either one — that both of them beat him all the time. The kid said he wanted to live with the…

  • Watch Real Baseball

    Top Ten Signs you’re Not Watching a Real Baseball Team From Late Show with David Letterman; Monday, February 20, 1995 You recognize batter as the kid who sold you a hot dog a couple minutes earlier. Every time a player slides into second, he busts his hip. They keep shouting “Do over!” When umpire yells,…

  • NASCAR

    What does NASCAR stand for? Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks