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My computer is like Britney Spears; cheap, white, and plastic.

wocka is dead. no one comments anymore. no one submits jokes anymore. Can someone fix these glitches?- -when I write a comment and click on submit, half the time, the comment is not posted no matter how many times I try to re-post. -Even if I select “show all” for the full comments list, the…

You might remember Zeno’s paradox, but in case you don’t here it is again. Zeno argued that motion is an illusion. Now, by motion he meant movement, and not the rude kind that involves bowels but the Newtonian kind. He did this by the Achilles (A) and the Tortoise (T) parable. For argument’s sake, say…

How do you know, your computer hates you? When it grows and pop ups.

NOTE: This is a true story of a real call to a computor company tech support. One day a guy calls tech support. this is how it went… Cust: Hello? TS: Hello Cust: Yeah, my cup holder broke and my computor is still under warranty, so I would like to get it replaced. TS: Ummm…

Focus Magazine Interview with Bill Gates Microsoft Code Has No Bugs (that Microsoft cares about) ——————————————————— In an interview for German weekly magazine Focus (nr.43, October 23, 1995, pages 206-212), Microsoft`s Mr. Bill Gates has made some tements about software quality of MS products. After lengthy inquiries about how PCs should and could be used…

Bill Gates “Notes to self” * Next time my wife says to buy china, she means dishes. * When my son asks for a golf club for his birthday, he means a putter, not a golf course. * When my wife asks for diamonds, she wants ones that will fit on a necklace. * Don’t…

I used facebook for a few days and got addicted to it. I’ve been studying since I was 6. Why the hell am I not addicted to it?

As part of a class project, the teacher had every student create a model rocket. When she was teaching them about how the rockets lift into the air, some kids seemed to be confused. She scolded them yelling, “It’s not that hard! It’s not rocket science!”

Long ago I gave my kid an iPod. Last year he talked me into buying him an iPhone. This year he said he needed an iPad. I asked what the i- means and he said that’s the way Apple name their products. Now he’s asking for an i7 laptop. My goodness, Apple have made so…

ABBOTT: Ultimate SuperDuper Computer Store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up a home office in the den, and I’m thinking of buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name is Bud. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you,…

The Fibonacci sequence 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21… starts with two 1’s, and each term afterward is the sum of its two predecessors. Which one of the ten digits is the last to appear in the units position of a number in the Fibonacci sequence? Just write out their units digits, and…