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I used facebook for a few days and got addicted to it. I’ve been studying since I was 6. Why the hell am I not addicted to it?

As part of a class project, the teacher had every student create a model rocket. When she was teaching them about how the rockets lift into the air, some kids seemed to be confused. She scolded them yelling, “It’s not that hard! It’s not rocket science!”

Long ago I gave my kid an iPod. Last year he talked me into buying him an iPhone. This year he said he needed an iPad. I asked what the i- means and he said that’s the way Apple name their products. Now he’s asking for an i7 laptop. My goodness, Apple have made so…

ABBOTT: Ultimate SuperDuper Computer Store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up a home office in the den, and I’m thinking of buying a computer. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: No, the name is Bud. ABBOTT: Your computer? COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one. ABBOTT: Mac? COSTELLO: I told you,…

The Fibonacci sequence 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21… starts with two 1’s, and each term afterward is the sum of its two predecessors. Which one of the ten digits is the last to appear in the units position of a number in the Fibonacci sequence? Just write out their units digits, and…

This was set up by Google. Enjoy! Please do the following: 1. Open Google. 2. Type “failure”. 3. Click: I’m Feeling Lucky. 4. Enjoy!

Never trust google! why? follow the instruction below and you’ll get what I mean Please do it right now and see the blunder made by google. 1. Open google 2. Click ‘language tools’ link. 3. Write “Linda’s mom is very nice” in ‘Translate text:’ textbox. 4. Select “English to Spanish” in the below combo. 5.…

Dear Bob in Tech Support, I’m currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I’ve been having some problems lately. I’ve been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever, as my primary application, and all the GirlFriend releases I’ve tried have always conflicted with it. I hear that DrinkingBuddies won’t crash if GirlFriend is…

The Web site you seek cannot be located but countless others exist Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. Everything is gone; Your life’s work has been destroyed. Squeeze trigger (yes/no)? Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. Seeing my great…

A boy named Ronald bought a Xbox for Christmas. 7 months later, the Xbox broke. He knew he needed to replace it with a new one, but the shop where he bought it was closed down in favor for a shoe store. He went to the new console shop which was just a kilometer away.…

The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company’s production line. When the guided tour arrived, a salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo. “This baby here,” he said, “is the Ultimate Computer. Ask it any question you wish and it will give you an intelligent answer.” A smartass stepped forward…

A communication technician drafted by the army was at a firing range. At the range, he was given some instruction, a rifle and 50 rounds. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had completely missed the target. The technician looked at his weapon, and then…