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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl…

A special kind of firework with very bright colors and little smoke was accidentally discovered when a man tried to make the atomic bomb safer. That defeats the original purpose.

Darn those pushy metric system advocates! Give them 2.54 cm., and they’ll take 1.6093 km!

How many diagonals does an N-polygon have? N(N-3)/2.

For those with jobs that require sitting at a computer all day who don’t want to spend the money for those fancy exercise machines, here is a little secret for building arm and shoulder muscles. Three days a week is best. Begin by standing (in your cubicle works well) with a five pound potato sack…

A plain computer illeterate SARDAR rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty. Tech: What’s the problem? Sardaar: There is smoke coming out of the power supply. Tech: You’ll need a new power supply. Sardaar: No, I don’t! I just need to change the startup files. Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty.…

What is the similarity between Einstein and Newton? Neither of them ever had a mobile phone!

If you have half a brain, you can’t help but notice the throng of publications, analysts and net users declaring Windows95 the Saviour of the Computer Industry. If you have less than half a brain, you probably believe it. Could it be? To find out, let’s compare Windows95 against a widely-accepted Saviour, Jesus of Nazareth:…

Both are attractive cost about $400 for 2 or 12 hours of fun. But right when you’re satisfied you get addicted to them, And keep wasting money replacing em.

Eager to make full use of my new computer’s capabilities, I asked a customer-service representative at my bank whether it offered on-line banking. “Certainly,” she stated matter-of-factly, pointing to a crowd of people near the tellers. “The line starts over there.”

Attempting to enter a case-sensitive password with caps-lock on. Not checking to ensure that the computer is indeed plugged in. Clicking Yes on message boxes without reading them properly and deleting important files. Forgetting to plug an ethernet cable into their laptop’s network card when in the office. Allowing sessions to timeout when using a…

Believe it or not, Windows95 is not a virus, as many (millions) have claimed. You want proof? Look no further! What’s the difference between Windows95 and a virus? Quality Replicates Quickly Virus: Yes Windows95: Yes Uses up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so Virus: Yes Windows95: Yes Occasional hard disk…