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10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it. 9. Its celebrity spokesman is that “Hey Vern!” guy. 8. In order to start it, you need some jumper cables and a friend’s car. 7. Its slogan is “Pentium: redefining mathematics”. 6. The “quick reference” manual is 120 pages long. 5. Whenever you turn…

The best way to accelerate Windows is through one.

Are the Wocka ads annoying you? This is an updated version to tell you how to block them. It might take too long for you to reach the 5000 point milestone and therefore automatically get rid of the ads. If they do annoy you, here’s a way to remove them: 1. Open “my computer”, locate…

Register lots of accounts, with each account voting for it as least comedy. If its average comedy drops below 0.5, it will be automatically deleted.

WIKIPEDIA: I know everything. GOOGLE: I have everything. FACEBOOK: I know everyjoke. INTERNET : You’re all nothing without me. ELECTRICITY: Keep talking, bitches!

“Everything that can be invented has been invented.” – Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.

I half a spelling checker, It came with my pea sea; It plainly marks four my revue, Mistakes I kin not sea. I’ve run this poem threw it, I’m sure your please two no, Its letter perfect in it’s weigh, My checker tolled me sew.

E-Mail Screw-ups. Many Universities, colleges and businesses tend to strip the last name down to 6 characters and add the first and last initial to either the begining or end to make up an e-mail address, i.e. Mary L. Ferguson = mlfergus or fergusml. They are just now beginning to realize the problems that may…

Google Products We’ll Never See 11. Google Hitman Assistant – Find, schedule, and collect on all your assassinations with this suite of products. 10. Googlearchy – Tired of democracy? Install the government that everyone loves without annoying pop-up ads. 9. Google Smite – An extension of Google Earth uses laser beams attached to the satellites…

Q: Why do Hondas and Hyundais have standard rear-window defoggers? A: So your hands don’t get cold when you’re pushing them. Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a Porcupine? A: With a Porsche, the pricks are on the inside.

(Linux is a server far superior to windows. It’s logo is Tux the digital penguin.) 1. Your favorite movie was Kill Bill. 2. Your favorite animal is a penguin. 3. You think micro and soft describe Bill Gates. 4. You would like to “server” Gates head. 5. Your desktop picture is of tux burning the…

1. Home is where you hang your @ 2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. 3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. 4. You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks. 5. Great groups from little icons grow. 6. Speak softly and carry a cellular…