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Scientists gathered three musicians together and asked them to name the greatest invention of the 20th century. The guitarist said the “wah-wah pedal” was the greatest invention. After that, they asked the drummer and he said the “bass pedal” was the greatest invention. Then finally, when asking the bass player, he said the “Stanley thermos”…

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net, There were hackers a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet. The e-mails were stacked by the inbox with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there. The newbies were nestled all snug by their screens, While visions of Java danced in their dreams. My…

Remember when ram meant just a male sheep And bugs and worms were just things that creep? When a gopher and a mouse were li’l critters And virus were microbes that gave one the shivers? When a web was a sticky net that housed a spider And nets were just strings all woven together? When…