yomama

Yo mama is so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice!!!

Yo mama’s so fat, her Inuit name is Denali!

Yo Mama so dumb, her favorite color is clear.

Yo momma’s so fat, she plays hopscotch like this : Washington, California, Nevada, now Arizona

Yo Momma so fat that when she went to school she had to sit next to everyjoke. Yo Momma so fat, her belt size is Equator. Yo Momma so fat, this guy was having sex with her, then rolled over twice and was still on her.

Yo mama is so fat and lazy, that her hair-do has been turned into a National Forest.

Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book!

Yo Momma so hairy . . . . . she has to have a hair trapper in her kitchen sink.

Yo Momma is so ugly, that when she met the ugliest man on Earth, he shrieked in terror and jumped out the window.

Let’s get off moms, ’cause I just got off yours. Let’s get off moms, ’cause she can’t handle those five men on her now. I ain’t got nuthin’ bad to say ’bout Yo mama, ’cause her face says it all! I’m sorry, I shouldn’t talk about Yo mama, ’cause I don’t even know the man.…

Yo momma so stupid she copied someone in an exam and got less than them.

Yo Momma’ so fat, she gets winded going up the escalator!