yomama

  • Antarctica

    Yo momma is so fat and dumb, she used Antarctica as a popsicle!

  • Techmomma

    Yo momma is so fat, she joined MySpace and there was no room for anyone else. Yo momma is so fat, she tried uploading her picture to a computer, but the C: Drive filled up.

  • Gravity

    Yo momma so fat she has her own gravitational pull!!!

  • Cheap

    Yo momma is so cheap, she went to McDonalds and put a hamburger on lay-away.

  • Hijack

    Yo momma’s so fat, when she tried to hijack a plane she couldn’t fit through the door. Yo momma’s so stupid that when she tried to hijack a plane, she killed the driver, put it on auto pilot, and let it fly her straight into an army camp. The soldiers on the plane were laughing…

  • I Don Wanna Meet Yo Mamma!

    Yo momma so ugly her reflection quit. Yo momma so old that when I slapped her back her boobs fell off. Yo momma so fat when she stepped in the deepest part of the ocean, she got her foot wet. Yo momma so old and fat, she told us about the story of how she…

  • Sumo Wrestler

    She make Olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

  • A Belt?

    Your mama so fat that she has to wear traintracks for a belt!

  • Lollipop

    Yo momma is like a lollipop, she is round and has been licked by everyone

  • Bomerang

    Yo momma so fat she needs a boomerang to put on her belt

  • Very Funny

    Yo momma is so fat, that when she fell in love , people wern’t laughing but the floor was cracking up!!!

  • Long Time

    Yo Mama’s so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes!