yomama
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Ocean Sight
in JokesYo momma is so fat, when she was laying on the beach, everyone was screaming, saying “Look it’s Free Willy!!!!”
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Phone Booth
in JokesYo momma is so fat, that to get her out of a phone booth we had to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie into the street.
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Dirty Mama
in JokesYo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
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Voice Mail
in JokesYou momma so stupid, when I asked her,”Why she was yelling into an envelope.”She said “She was trying to send voice mail.”