yomama

Yo momma is so stupid she got locked up in the bathroom and she peed in her pants!!

Yo mama’s so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.

Yo mama’s so scary, she killed Freddy Krouger in his own dreams.

Yo momma is so fat she needs to lose weight.

Yo mama is so fat, when she put on a red sweater and went outside all the kids said “Kool-aid man!”

Yo mamma is so nasty that she can help stop air pollution by not breathing.

Yo momma is so fat. She has more ass than a donkey farm.

Yo mama is so fat, your family photos have to be shot from a plane.

Yo Momma has afros on her nipples

Yo momma so fat, and you so poor, she stepped in your house and the tires popped.

Yo mama’s so fat, her nickname is “Damn.” Yo mama’s so big, when she stands up the sun goes out. Yo mama’s so dirty, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical weapons Yo mama’ so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers. Yo mama’s so hairy,…

Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle. Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper. Yo mama has green hair and thinks she’s a tree. Yo mama has one ear and…