yomama
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Cingular Wireless
in JokesYo momma’s so fat she should get cingular on her stomach so she can get rollover minutes.
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Yo Momma is So Old and Poor
in Jokesyo momma is so old — she knew Burger King when he was a prince! yo momma is so poor — I saw her banging on the dumpster and I asked her what she was doing and she said “My kids locked me out!”
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Big, Fat, and Clumsey
in JokesYo Mama so big, fat, and clumsey, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
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Yo Momma So Fat………
in JokesYo Momma so fat, when she went into a sumo wrestling match, they said, “Sorry, no professionals allowed.”