yomama

Yo mamma is so fat, she jumped up and got stuck in the sky.

Yo momma’s so stupid, when you asked her for an evening gown, she came back with a night dress!

Yo momma’s so fat, when she goes to get the mail it measures on the Richter scale.

Yo mama is so stupid she couldn’t even pass a blood test.

Yo momma is so short, she stepped in a puddle and drowned.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!

Q.) What kind of service has a two for one “Tuesday” special? A.) Yo mama!!!

Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in McDonalds, and lost 300 pounds.

Yo momma is so stupid that she gets lost in a telephone booth.

Yo Momma’s so fat, when she put on a pair of Nike’s, it spelled out Nickelodeon!

Jimmy: Hey, you momma is so fat, that she fills up Myspace Billy: Hey, yo momma IS my space, your space and everyjoke’s space!

Yo Momma so heavy that she sank the Titanic. Yo Momma so stupid that she came up to George Bush and called him gay and Hitler #2. Yo Momma so old that she saw Abraham Lincoln die. Yo Momma so slow that she was mistaken for a rock. Yo Momma so stupid that she thinks…