yomama

Yo mamas so dumb she put a quarter in a parking meter and said “Hey! Wheres my gumball?”.

Yo mama’s so fat that when she took her first step everyone thought there was an earthquake.

Yo momma’s cooking so bad, she’s got a toothbrush next to her plate instead of a knife!

Your momma is so old, she breast fed Methuselah.

Yo momma’s arms are so short that she has to tilt her head to scratch her ears.

Yo momma so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help!

Yo momma so fat and stupid that I told her to show me a pushup and she brought me one from the Ice Cream Man.

Yo mamma is so poor she has only got two channels on her T.V. : ‘on’ and ‘off’.

I saw yo momma walkin’ down the street the other day, with a fat pig under her arm. So, I went up to her and asked, ”Hey, where did you get that?” and the PIG says ”I won her in a contest!”

Your momma’s so ugly, she’s not bald, it’s her hair running away from her face!

Yo momma’s so ugly the bank had to turn its security cameras off when she came in.

Yo momma’s so fat that when she got into an elevator, she exceeded the weight limit. I wonder how many it took to get her in there in the first place?