yomama

Yo Momma so fat, she filled up the tub before she put the water in it.

Yo momma is so stupid she threw butter out the window to see a butterfly.

If I ever need a good laugh….Yo Momma

Yo momma so old, when she was a kid the rainbows were black and white.

Yo mama’s so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked “What’s New?”

Yo Momma so small, she held up a sign that said “Don’t spit, I can’t swim.”

Yo momma’s so stupid she tried to drown a fish.

A son and a father are walking together in a sunday morning, chatting. They enter a park and pass by a big, fat man, on a bench, drooling in his sleep (with his mouth open) and a bag of potato chips on his lap. As they pass by him the son snickers, while the father…

Your mum’s so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she looked at me and my eyes burned off.

Yo Momma so stupid, she tried to cut through a safe with a Laser Tag gun!

Yo Momma’s so dumb she studied for a urine test!!