yomama

Your momma so old and fat when God said let there be light, he asked your momma to move the hell out of the way because she was blocking the sun.

Yo momma is so fat when she sees a school bus go by, she says “STOP THAT TWINKY!!”

Yo momma so fat, she looks like she’s smuggling a Volkswagen!

Yo Momma so fat you were born in the middle of the ocean!

Man, your mom’s like the UCLA; every year she gets beaten up by a lot of Trojans!

Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 is when she stepped on the bathroom scale!

Yo momma so dumb, She invented water proof tea bags.

Yo momma so dumb, she spent twenty minutes staring at a orange juice bottle because it said, ‘Concentrate’.

Yo Momma’s feet are so ashy she leaves white footprints. Yo Momma’s house is so nasty the roaches moved out. Yo Momma’s hair is so short it’s ingrown. I would stay and chat, but yo momma’s water bowl is empty.

Yo Mamma’s so fat when she jumped off the ship a sailor yelled, “Land Ahoy!”

Yo momma is so fat, on her drivers’ license it says, “picture continued onto other side.”

Yo Momma is so stupid, she has a peep hole in the glass door!