yomama

Yo Mamma soo fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a piggyback ride and I got scoliosis.

Yo Momma is so ugly that even Ripley’s couldn’t believe it!

Yo momma so fat, she cut herself and bled gravy!

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she went to the house of mirrors, it collapsed.

Yo momma so old she met a T Rex in pre-school.

Yo mama is so nasty she’s got to pour sand down her pants to keep the crabs happy!

Yo momma is so stupid, that she made a crack on the sidewalk and tried to smoke it!

Yo momma so dumb she asked for a price check at the .99 cent store!

Yo Momma’s life is such a failure, when I gave her a dollar she said her life was complete.

Yo momma so old she rode a limosarus to her wedding!

Yo mamma is so poor, when I told her she eats dirt, she said to me,”No way, that stuff is for rich people!”