yomama

Yo Momma so fat, when she went into a sumo wrestling match, they said, “Sorry, no professionals allowed.”

Yo mamma smells so bad, when she went into the enchanted forest, all the skunks commited suicide!

I’m so good that even yo momma cheers for me!

Yo momma’s so fat, when she walks she creates hurricanes.

Sorry I’m late… I had to walk down stairs… since yo momma took up the entire elevator and it broke.

Yo momma is so hairy that I thought she had herself in a headlock!

yo mamma so fat that her nickname is you gonna eat that

Yo momma so fat, her bungee cord has to be hooked onto Mars.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she got lost in a parking lot!!

Yo Mama’s so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her dad said, “Yeah! Let’s go bury it!”

Yo Momma so hairy, she got afros around her nipples!

Yo momma is so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.