yomama

Yo momma is like a Nascar race car, she burns rubber everynight!

Yo mamma’s so poor, she can’t afford to go on welfare. Yo mamma’s so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter. Yo mamma’s so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine. Yo mamma’s so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.

– I want to give you something. – That’s what your mom said to me last night.

Yo momma’s so fat that a car hit her and she turned around and said “Hey! Who threw that rock!”

Yo mama is so stupid, when I told her to turn on the tv, she started stripping.

Yo momma is so fat if they named a hurricane after her it would have to be a cat 20.

yo momma so dumb that she went to the movies and after they told her under 17 not permitted she went back and got 16 more friends.

Yo momma is so fat , She uses a pillow for a tampon. ———————————— Yo momma is so stupid , That when her boyfriend said, “Lets do it doggie-style tonight,” she sat down and licked her ass. ————————————- Yo momma is so dumb , That she was arrested for taking a dump at a construction…

Yo Momma so short, you can see her feet on her driving licence!

Your mom’s so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.

– What’s your dad doing? – Your mom!

Yo mama’s so funky, they closed the beaches for a week after she drained her bath water.