yomama

Yo Momma’s so fat, when she walks down the street and hums, the kids all run after her, waving money and yelling, “Ice Cream truck! Ice Cream truck!”

Your mama is so flat chested, the last time she had a breast was in a bucket at KFC.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she turned medusa to stone!

Yo mama’s so big, she had to call Sherwin-Williams to paint her toenails!

Yo Momma is so fat she had a dream of marshmallows, and when she woke up, her pillows were gone.

Yo mommas is so fat it takes a twinky and a tub of butter to get her through the door.

Yo Mommas like a really popular website;over 10,000 hits a day

What’s the difference between yo mamma and a water buffalo? About 20 pounds! How do you even out the difference? Either force feed the buffalo or shave your mom.

Yo momma is so ugly, that when she was born the doctor smacked her butt and his hand melted!

Yo momma cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!

Yo momma’s so ugly, you can press her face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!

Yo momma’s so fat, that when she went to the doctor, he did an ultrasound test.