yomama

Yo Momma so short, you can see her feet on her driving licence!

Your mom’s so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.

– What’s your dad doing? – Your mom!

Yo mama’s so funky, they closed the beaches for a week after she drained her bath water.

Yo mama’s so fat, she jumped on the arch and made it into the MacDonald’s M.

Yo Momma so dumb, she was killed in a pie eating contest when the cow sat on her!

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? Because he was attempting to cross it when yo mamma got hungry.

Yo momma’s so fat that when I take a picture of her and hang it on the wall, it still falls down!

Yo Momma is so Dumb she put training wheels on your tricycle.

Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

Yo Mama So Ugly… she put the Boogie man outta business. she make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, “Damn it, can’t believe it’s Halloween already…” when she applied for the ugly contest they told her ‘NO Professionals’ she looked out her window and was…

Yo momma so old she got an autographed copy of the bible.