yomama

Yo momma so lazy, she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo momma so lazy, she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo momma so lazy, she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo momma is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

Yo Momma so stupid when she heard the doorbell she opened the microwave and said “Hello???”

Yo momma’s so old, she doesn’t need a history book.

Yo mama so stupid, when her softball coach said to keep her eye on the ball, she stared at the softball for 3 days straight!

yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck

Yo momma so fat and stupid, when her doctor told her to go on a seafood diet, she says OK, I see food, I eat it.

Yo Momma so fat, you can see her from space.

Yo momma is so poor, she reuses her toilet paper.

Yo self-centered momma is so fat, the world really does revolve around her!

Yo Momma’s so old, she babysat Yoda!!

– I told you to knock before you enter my room! – Your mom.