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Yo Mommas like a really popular website;over 10,000 hits a day

What’s the difference between yo mamma and a water buffalo? About 20 pounds! How do you even out the difference? Either force feed the buffalo or shave your mom.

Yo momma is so ugly, that when she was born the doctor smacked her butt and his hand melted!

Yo momma cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!

Yo momma’s so ugly, you can press her face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!

Yo momma’s so fat, that when she went to the doctor, he did an ultrasound test.

Yo Mamma so ugly when she looked at a baby, the baby turned to stone.

Yo momma is so fat that she fell over and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo momma’s so dumb she dj’s for the ice cream truck!

Yo momma is so dumb, she tried to fix breaking news!

yo momma is so ugly when she passed a horror movie filming the camera man said “Hey! No breaks, get back on set.”

Yo momma so ugly when i punch her she looks better than before.