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Yo momma so fat she sank Atlantis!

Yo Momma so scary, she scares Michael Jackson!

Yo momma so fat she uses a dump truck as a toilet!

Yo momma is so fat, it takes 2 toilets to fit one cheek!

Yo momma so lazy, she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo momma so lazy, she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo momma so lazy, she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo momma is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

Yo Momma so stupid when she heard the doorbell she opened the microwave and said “Hello???”

Yo momma’s so old, she doesn’t need a history book.

Yo mama so stupid, when her softball coach said to keep her eye on the ball, she stared at the softball for 3 days straight!

yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck

Yo momma so fat and stupid, when her doctor told her to go on a seafood diet, she says OK, I see food, I eat it.

Yo Momma so fat, you can see her from space.