yomama

Yo momma is so fat, it takes 20 navy ships just to get her half way across the ocean, and they run out of gas. Then she farts and goes around the world 2 times.

Yo Momma so poor she found a ciagarette on the ground and said, “Honey, we got a fire tonight!”

Yo momma so fat she jumped of the Golden Gate bridge in San Fransisco and baptised England.

Yo mama is so fat she’s scared to look at low fat food!

Yo mama is so ugly, that they pushed her face into cookie dough to make gorilla cookies.

yo momma so short that when she sat on the curb her legs swing

Yo momma’s so fat she stood on a talking scale and it said, “1,2,3 GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!!!!!!!”

Painter: “Y’are a dog.” Apemantus: “Thy mother’s of my generation. What’s she, if I be a dog?”

Your mum’s so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma is like a brick. She’s flat on all sides and gets laid all day.

Yo momma can be used as a weapon: she’s so ugly, she’ll blind house robbers!

Yo momma is so fat that when she rolled offa the bed, she rolled off BOTH sides. Yo momma is so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck. Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe it’s not butter. Yo momma’s so fat that when she wears a red shirt all…