yomama

Yo momma’s so nasty, when she burped she started a nuclear war!

– What did you have for dinner last night? – Your mom. – …and for dessert? – Your mom.

Yo momma’s so fat, she sneezed and caused a hurricane!

Yo momma so fat, she ate 100 cakes yesterday and got thinner.

Yo momma so fat, she has to use the highway as a slip and slide!

Yo Momma is so big that when pirates see her they say, “LAND HO!”

Yo mama’s so dumb, she thought that a Playstation was a day care place.

Your mama is so fat because your mama’s mama passed down genes!

Yo Mama is so fat that the local restaurant says :Maximum occupancy 115 people or yo mama.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals…”

Yo momma is like a bus; she’s big, doesn’t smell very good, and it’s only a dollar a ride.

Your mom is so stupid, when the doctor told her she had to take a pregnancy test, she asked how long she had to study