yomama

Yo momma is so poor, she reuses her toilet paper.

Yo self-centered momma is so fat, the world really does revolve around her!

Yo Momma’s so old, she babysat Yoda!!

– I told you to knock before you enter my room! – Your mom.

Yo momma is so fat, it takes 20 navy ships just to get her half way across the ocean, and they run out of gas. Then she farts and goes around the world 2 times.

Yo Momma so poor she found a ciagarette on the ground and said, “Honey, we got a fire tonight!”

Yo momma so fat she jumped of the Golden Gate bridge in San Fransisco and baptised England.

Yo mama is so fat she’s scared to look at low fat food!

Yo mama is so ugly, that they pushed her face into cookie dough to make gorilla cookies.

yo momma so short that when she sat on the curb her legs swing

Yo momma’s so fat she stood on a talking scale and it said, “1,2,3 GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!!!!!!!”

Painter: “Y’are a dog.” Apemantus: “Thy mother’s of my generation. What’s she, if I be a dog?”