yomama

Your mother has something wrong with her brain. After medical examination, the doctor tells her: “Your brain has two parts: one is left, and the other is right. Your left side has nothing right, Your right side has nothing left.”

Yo Momma’s so ugly, the neighborhood kids dressed up as her for Halloween.

Yo Momma is so dumb, she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said, “Airport Left” so she turned around and went home

Yo momma is so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo Mama is so fat, when you were born, you came out singin’ “It’s a small world after all.”

Yo momma is so dumb I told her to do an essay and she went and fucked a mexican…

Yo momma is so fat, she sat on a gamecube and made it into a gameboy advance.

yo mamma is like a shot gun: One cock and shes ready to blow!!

SO GREASY Yo momma’s so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo momma’s so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo momma’s so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her! SO NASTY Yo momma’s so nasty, she made speed stick slow down! Yo momma’s so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach! Yo momma’s so nasty, she…

Your momma so fat she uses pillows for pantyliners Your momma so fat she got stuck in the Grand Canyon

Yo mama so ghetto, her wedding cake was made out of cornbread.

Yo Mama is so fat, she went to buy a water bed and they put a blanket over the Altantic Ocean.