yomama

Yo momma so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo Momma so dirty, she went in for a shower and lost weight!

Yo mommas so fat that when she got on the electric scales, it read one at a time please.

Yo momma so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet!

Yo Mama is so poor, I walked in and dropped a cigarette butt on the floor, and she said, “Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got heat”.

Your mamma is soooo ugo… When you look in the mirror you die of fright, as you look just like her.

Yo mama’s so skinny, when she wears striped PJ’s there’s only 2 stripes.

Yo momma’s so fat that her roller blades went flat.

Yo momma so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the bath tub.

Yo Momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has 2 jobs.

Yo Momma so short, when she saw a set of stairs she said, “I never knew Mount Everest was here.” Yo Momma so short, she called a dolls house a set of flats!

yo mom is like a shotgun, one cock and shes ready to blow