yomama

Yo mama is so poor that when I walked in the front door, I tripped over the back gate.

Yo momma is so fat her belt size is the equator.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, I took her to the zoo, and the zookeeper said “I didn’t know an animal had escaped.”

Yo Mama is so fat that when she has sex she has show directions!

Yo mama’s so poor she can’t even pay attention.

Yo mama’s so cross-eyed, when I was banging her she thought she was getting a threesome!

Your mother’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, “OK”!

Your momma’s butt is so big when she sits down she’s three feet taller.

Yo Momma so fat when she peed in China, she made the Yellow River!

Yo momma’s like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow.

Yo daddy so bald he has to have holes in his pocket to finger through his hair.

Yo momma’s so fat, she shows up on radar.