yomama

Yo momma’s so fat, she has to go on three weight loss systems.

Yo Mamma so stupid, she wanted to go on a roller coaster and looked at the height, and she was too tall.

Yo mamma is so fat, she sat down in Wal-mart and lowered the prices.

Yo Momma’s so stupid she went to McDonalds and thought she could buy the whole menu for a $

Yo momma is so fat when she got into the UPS truck they had to change the name to DOWNS

Yo Momma so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

Yo momma is so stupid, she sat on the tv and watched the couch.

Yo momma is so ghetto, both she and her dog have weave.

Your momma is so poor I saw her kicking a cardboard box down the street and when I asked her what she was doing she said “Moving!”

Yo Momma so dumb when she went through the McDonalds drive through, she drove through McDonalds.

Yo Momma stinks so bad she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard!

Yo Momma is so poor, I saw her walking down the street with one shoe, and I said, “Hey, you lost a shoe.” And she said, “No, I found one.”