yomama

Yo mama is so hairy… …you almost died of rugburn at birth! …she looks like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. …bigfoot is taking her picture! …she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everyjoke calls her Hair Jordan.

Yo mamma so fat that when I swerved around her in my car, I ran out of petrol!

Yo Momma so fat, when she walked into a store the beeper went of twice

Yo Momma is so old that when she farts, dust comes out!

Yo momma so fat she blocks the sun when she’s out walking!

Yo Mama’s so ugly, two guys broke into her apt., she yelled “rape”, they yelled “NO!”

Yo momma is like a Nascar race car, she burns rubber everynight!

Yo mamma’s so poor, she can’t afford to go on welfare. Yo mamma’s so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter. Yo mamma’s so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine. Yo mamma’s so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.

– I want to give you something. – That’s what your mom said to me last night.

Yo momma’s so fat that a car hit her and she turned around and said “Hey! Who threw that rock!”

Yo mama is so stupid, when I told her to turn on the tv, she started stripping.

Yo momma is so fat if they named a hurricane after her it would have to be a cat 20.