yomama

Yo momma is like a brick. She’s flat on all sides and gets laid all day.

Yo momma can be used as a weapon: she’s so ugly, she’ll blind house robbers!

Yo momma is so fat that when she rolled offa the bed, she rolled off BOTH sides. Yo momma is so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck. Yo momma’s teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe it’s not butter. Yo momma’s so fat that when she wears a red shirt all…

Yo momma so fat that, on the airplane, she smothered the person next to her to death – who was on the aisle seat.

(This is from my friend, Mitchell. It was very funny at first when we first heard him say it at lunch, and I figured I would share it.) Yo Momma’s so fat, she ate a grenade and the explosion didn’t even make it out!

Yo momma so fat, she saw a Snickers commercial on TV…it said “Hungry? Why wait?”…so she ate the TV.

Yo Momma so fat you can slap her ass all day and not slap the same place twice!.

I went into your house, took a booger off the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait.

Yo momma is so old, she has toys made in America.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Yo momma so fat, she’s the founder of Button Poppers Anonymous.

Yo momma so fat, she made weight watchers go blind!