yomama

SO GREASY Yo momma’s so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo momma’s so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo momma’s so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her! SO NASTY Yo momma’s so nasty, she made speed stick slow down! Yo momma’s so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach! Yo momma’s so nasty, she…

Your momma so fat she uses pillows for pantyliners Your momma so fat she got stuck in the Grand Canyon

Yo mama so ghetto, her wedding cake was made out of cornbread.

Yo Mama is so fat, she went to buy a water bed and they put a blanket over the Altantic Ocean.

Yo momma so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo Momma so dirty, she went in for a shower and lost weight!

Yo mommas so fat that when she got on the electric scales, it read one at a time please.

Yo momma so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet!

Yo Mama is so poor, I walked in and dropped a cigarette butt on the floor, and she said, “Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got heat”.

Your mamma is soooo ugo… When you look in the mirror you die of fright, as you look just like her.

Yo mama’s so skinny, when she wears striped PJ’s there’s only 2 stripes.

Yo momma’s so fat that her roller blades went flat.