yomama

Your momma so fat that when she layed on the beach, four guys from greenpeace tried to throw her back in.

Yo momma so fat, that when she went on Biggest Loser, she she couldn’t get kicked out when she destroyed the stage.

Yo momma so fat, when she entered a fat contest she won 1st, 2nd, and 3rd prizes.

Yo Mamma soo fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a piggyback ride and I got scoliosis.

Yo Momma is so ugly that even Ripley’s couldn’t believe it!

Yo momma so fat, she cut herself and bled gravy!

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she went to the house of mirrors, it collapsed.

Yo momma so old she met a T Rex in pre-school.

Yo mama is so nasty she’s got to pour sand down her pants to keep the crabs happy!

Yo momma is so stupid, that she made a crack on the sidewalk and tried to smoke it!

Yo momma so dumb she asked for a price check at the .99 cent store!