yomama

Yo momma is so fat, that when she fell in love , people wern’t laughing but the floor was cracking up!!!

Yo Mama’s so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo momma is so stupid, she jumped out the window and fell up.

Yo momma is so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!

Yo Momma is so bald when she wears a turtleneck she looks like a broken condom.

yo-mamma is so fat shes fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mamma is so bald Yo mamma so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mamma so bald you can see what’s on her mind Yo mamma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mamma is such a redneck, when I look at her family tree, it goes straight up.

Your momma so ugly she didn’t even have to dress up for Halloween, and still scared everyjoke, and made some people say, “Nice costume!”

Yo momma is so fat and hairy, that if she dyed her hair green, people would use her for golf practice.

Your momma so old and fat when God said let there be light, he asked your momma to move the hell out of the way because she was blocking the sun.