yomama

Yo Momma is so big that when pirates see her they say, “LAND HO!”

Yo mama’s so dumb, she thought that a Playstation was a day care place.

Your mama is so fat because your mama’s mama passed down genes!

Yo Mama is so fat that the local restaurant says :Maximum occupancy 115 people or yo mama.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals…”

Yo momma is like a bus; she’s big, doesn’t smell very good, and it’s only a dollar a ride.

Your mom is so stupid, when the doctor told her she had to take a pregnancy test, she asked how long she had to study

Yo Momma is so fat she farted and caused global warming

Yo momma so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet!

Yo Momma’s just like a bus. They’re big, smelly, and you can ride it for a buck.

Yo mama is so fat, she can sell shade.

Yo Momma’s so stupid, that I told her to do the robot, and damn! Now R2-D2 got AIDS!