yomama

Q.) What kind of service has a two for one “Tuesday” special? A.) Yo mama!!!

Yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in McDonalds, and lost 300 pounds.

Yo momma is so stupid that she gets lost in a telephone booth.

Yo Momma’s so fat, when she put on a pair of Nike’s, it spelled out Nickelodeon!

Jimmy: Hey, you momma is so fat, that she fills up Myspace Billy: Hey, yo momma IS my space, your space and everyjoke’s space!

Yo Momma so heavy that she sank the Titanic. Yo Momma so stupid that she came up to George Bush and called him gay and Hitler #2. Yo Momma so old that she saw Abraham Lincoln die. Yo Momma so slow that she was mistaken for a rock. Yo Momma so stupid that she thinks…

Yo momma so fat, she makes Godzilla look like a pocket dragon.

You are so ugly your mum has to feed you with a slingshot

Yo momma is so stupid, she got fired from an M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s.

yo mamma is so thin when she turns sidways she dissapears

Yo Momma is so fat, the only reason she wanted to go to space was to taste the Milky Way.

Yo momma was so fat, I was surprised that she could even jump!