yomama

Yo mama so ugly when she threw a boomerang it never came back!

Yo mama is so nasty… …she made speed stick slow down. …she brings crabs to the beach. …she made right guard turn left. …the fishery payed her to leave. …she has to creep up on bathwater. …that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. …I called her to say hello,…

Yo momma so fat and stupid, when she stepped on the scale she went running to me saying “Look! Look! The scale talks!” I dropped my purse onto it to test this theory and it said, “hI” in the area where the numbers usually show up. Yo momma said, “See!? When I stepped on it,…

yo mamma is so fat it takes 1111111111111111111111111999999999thousand belts to fit her waist

Yo Momma is so dumb everytime she hears a car horn she yells “Happy New Year!”

Yo momma’s like 7-11… Cause she is open all day.

Yo mama is SO fat that the amount of food she eats for dinner could feed ALL the Ethiopeans for a year!

Yo momma is rated ‘E’ for everyone.

Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, her tonsils have to wear sunglasses.

Your Mom is so fat she rolled over a SuperNintendo and made 4 Game Boys.

Yo Mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.

Yo momma’s so dumb, she tells you Yo Momma jokes!