yomama

A son and a father are walking together in a sunday morning, chatting. They enter a park and pass by a big, fat man, on a bench, drooling in his sleep (with his mouth open) and a bag of potato chips on his lap. As they pass by him the son snickers, while the father…

Your mum’s so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she looked at me and my eyes burned off.

Yo Momma so stupid, she tried to cut through a safe with a Laser Tag gun!

Yo Momma’s so dumb she studied for a urine test!!

Yo momma so fat, when she didn’t have enough food, she rang 911.

Yo momma is so stupid she got locked up in the bathroom and she peed in her pants!!

Yo mama’s so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.

Yo mama’s so scary, she killed Freddy Krouger in his own dreams.

Yo momma is so fat she needs to lose weight.

Yo mama is so fat, when she put on a red sweater and went outside all the kids said “Kool-aid man!”

Yo mamma is so nasty that she can help stop air pollution by not breathing.