yomama

Yo momma’s so fat, she makes the sun look like a pebble!

Yo mama is so dumb she brought toilet paper to a craps game.

yo momma is so fat, she put on a disney shirt and mickey mouse got diabetes. yo momma is so ugly, she makes blind people cry. yo momma is so fat, she has to hire people to look at her toes. yo momma is so fat, when God said let there be light, he had…

Yo dadda liked women until he saw yo momma.

Yo Momma’s so fat, she wears a microwave as a beeper.

Yo momma so stupid, she looked in the Cd player for her cassette tape!

Yo momma is so old, she was stood up by King Tut, before he became a mummy.

Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin’ up gang signs. Yo mama’s teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice. Yo mama’s got one tooth and people call her chomper. Yo mama’s teeth are so crooked, when she smiles it looks like her tongue…

Your mom is so fat her picture fell down.

Yo mama is so fat, when someone wants to shake her hand she has to give directions!

Yo momma is so fat and so pale white, when they landed on her they said “This is one small step for man, and one fat leap for mankind!”

Yo momma is so fat she was runing in the street with a yellow raincoat and the kids thougth they mised the bus.