yomama

Yo Momma’s so fat, when she went in a hot air balloon there was a solar eclipse!

Larry: Yo momma so old her birth certificate said expired! Jerry: You know, at least I have a mom!

Yo Mamma is so poor, when you asked for milk she said,”left or right?”

Your momma is so fat, your dad rolled on her and never came off.

Yo momma is so hunchbacked, she has to wear safety goggles when she pees.

Yo momma so dumb, that when we told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a bowl and a spoon.

Yo momma’s so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.

Yo mama’s so fat that she rents herself out as a jumping castle.

A woman’s child said, “Yo Mama, I hate you because you made me a boy, not a girl!” The woman said, “Wait! If you were a girl, someone would have to cut into you to get your baby!” The child said “Have you lost your mind?! I want the baby to know that she/he was…

Jimmy To Billy : You ain’t half the man yo momma was. But hey, you ARE half the girl yo papa was.

Yo mamma is soooo poor that her front and back door are on the same hinge!

when your mom whent to China people would say “Run it’s Godzilla!”