yomama

yo momma is so ugly when she passed a horror movie filming the camera man said “Hey! No breaks, get back on set.”

Yo momma so ugly when i punch her she looks better than before.

Yo Momma so poor, she wore her McDonalds uniform to church.

Yo momma’s so fat that small things orbit her!

Yo momma so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V., you miss 5 minutes of your show!

Yo momma so nasty I was on the phone with her, and she gave me an ear infection.

Your momma so fat that when she layed on the beach, four guys from greenpeace tried to throw her back in.

Yo momma so fat, that when she went on Biggest Loser, she she couldn’t get kicked out when she destroyed the stage.

Yo momma so fat, when she entered a fat contest she won 1st, 2nd, and 3rd prizes.

Yo Mamma soo fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a piggyback ride and I got scoliosis.

Yo Momma is so ugly that even Ripley’s couldn’t believe it!