yomama

Yo Momma’s life is such a failure, when I gave her a dollar she said her life was complete.

Yo momma so old she rode a limosarus to her wedding!

Yo mamma is so poor, when I told her she eats dirt, she said to me,”No way, that stuff is for rich people!”

Your Mom’s so old that she was alive when the Raiders had both eyes.

Your mama so fat that when she goes swimming in the ocean all the whales start singing, “We are familly even though you fatter than me”.

Yo mama is so fat that she uses all of Mexico as a tanning bed.

1#Yo momma’s so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, “Hey, Kool-Aid!” 2#Yo momma’s so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out. 3#Yo momma’s so fat, even God couldn’t lift her spirits! 4#Yo momma’s so fat, she has her own zip code! 5#Yo momma’s so fat,…

Yo mama is like a hockey player. She doesn’t change her pad for three periods.

Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a donkey.

Yo momma is so fat she wanted to go shopping for a new belt so she reached into the sky, then pulled off one of Saturn’s rings and said, “Yep! Perfect fit.”

Yo Momma is so dumb she had to call 411 to get the number for 911.

Yo mama is so stupid, on Halloween she looked ouside the window and said, “Oh, no!” and called the Ghost Busters.