yomama

Yo momma is so fat, when she was laying on the beach, everyone was screaming, saying “Look it’s Free Willy!!!!”

Yo momma is so fat when she sits down in class she sits by everyone.

Yo Momma’s so fat she’s fatter than you

Yo mama is so fat, when God said let there be light, he asked your mom to move over.

Yo moma’s like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.

Yo momma is so fat, that to get her out of a phone booth we had to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie into the street.

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

You momma so stupid, when I asked her,”Why she was yelling into an envelope.”She said “She was trying to send voice mail.”

Yo momma is so fat, she fell over trying to rock herself to sleep and couldn’t get back up.

Yo momma is so stupid, she thinks N*SYNC is where the dirty dishes are put.

Yo Momma’s so fat, when she jumps in the ocean, people head for higher ground.

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