yomama

Yo momma is so fat. She has more ass than a donkey farm.

Yo mama is so fat, your family photos have to be shot from a plane.

Yo Momma has afros on her nipples

Yo momma so fat, and you so poor, she stepped in your house and the tires popped.

Yo mama’s so fat, her nickname is “Damn.” Yo mama’s so big, when she stands up the sun goes out. Yo mama’s so dirty, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical weapons Yo mama’ so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers. Yo mama’s so hairy,…

Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle. Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper. Yo mama has green hair and thinks she’s a tree. Yo mama has one ear and…

Yo Momma’s like a cell phone: Free on nights and weekends!

Yo mama’s so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads “one at a time, please”!

Yo momma so fat, they took her x-ray and a picture of a McDonald’s showed up on the screen.

Yo Momma smells so bad the skunk gave her his stripe.

Yo momma ain’t got no hands. And yo dad ain’t got no eyes. Yo momma said i’m goona slap the shit out of you. And yo daddy said i’d like to see that.

Yo mama so fat, when she breast-fed you, you drank bacon grease.