yomama

Yo momma so fat that when someone asked her for her weight, he replied with, “I asked for your weight, not your phone number.”

Yo momma is so stupid, she thought innuendo was an Italian suppository.

Yo mamma is so stupid, that when the power went out, she said, “Don’t worry, we’ll just watch a tape.”

yo momma so fat that people call her fat

Yo mama’s so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma is so stupid, she tried to kill 2 stones with one bird!

Yo mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list!

Yo momma so fat, when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out! Yo momma so fat she tripped broke her leg and gravy poured out! Yo mommas so stupid when I said it was chilly out she grabbed a spoon and ran out! Yo momma so fat she IS the family reunion! Yo momma…

Yo mama is so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice!!!

Yo mama’s so fat, her Inuit name is Denali!

Yo Mama so dumb, her favorite color is clear.

Yo momma’s so fat, she plays hopscotch like this : Washington, California, Nevada, now Arizona