yomama

yo mamma so fat that her nickname is you gonna eat that

Yo momma so fat, her bungee cord has to be hooked onto Mars.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she got lost in a parking lot!!

Yo Mama’s so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her dad said, “Yeah! Let’s go bury it!”

Yo Momma so hairy, she got afros around her nipples!

Yo momma is so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

Yo moma’s like a mail box, open all day and all night.

Yo momma so fat she turned her Nike Shox into “Shocked Nikes”

Yo Momma’s so big, the Apollo 13 crashed into her head, right before it landed on the moon! Maybe that explains why she’s so stupid.

Yo Mama is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

yo mama is so fat when she jumped she fell through the ground!

Yo momma so ugly they renamed “Halloween” “Yo-momma-ween”.