yomama

Yo momma so fat and stupid, when she stepped on the scale she went running to me saying “Look! Look! The scale talks!” I dropped my purse onto it to test this theory and it said, “hI” in the area where the numbers usually show up. Yo momma said, “See!? When I stepped on it,…

yo mamma is so fat it takes 1111111111111111111111111999999999thousand belts to fit her waist

Yo Momma is so dumb everytime she hears a car horn she yells “Happy New Year!”

Yo momma’s like 7-11… Cause she is open all day.

Yo mama is SO fat that the amount of food she eats for dinner could feed ALL the Ethiopeans for a year!

Yo momma is rated ‘E’ for everyone.

Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, her tonsils have to wear sunglasses.

Your Mom is so fat she rolled over a SuperNintendo and made 4 Game Boys.

Yo Mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.

Yo momma’s so dumb, she tells you Yo Momma jokes!

The oldest Yo Momma joke in the book: Yo momma so fat that she’s fat.

Yo momma’s so tall, she did a cartwheel and hit Jesus.