yomama

yo mama is so fat people run around her for exercize

Yo mommas so old that when she was in school they didn’t have history.

Yo momma’s head so small, she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo momma’s head so small, she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo Momma is so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put “Okay!”

Yo momma is so stupid, she thought Fruit Punch was a gay boxer

yo momma so skinny she can hula-hoop with a cheerio.

– What did you have for dinner last night? – Your mom.

yo mama’s so fat, she waz about 2 jump in the ocean, and the ocean jumped out and said u 1st.

Yo momma’s so fat, she has more rolls than the bakery shop!

Yo Dad said to yo mama, “We’re getting a color TV!” and yo mama asked, “What color?”

Yo momma’s so fat, she makes the sun look like a pebble!

Yo mama is so dumb she brought toilet paper to a craps game.