5W1H boo!
Yo momma so fat, she cut herself and bled gravy!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she went to the house of mirrors, it collapsed.
Yo momma so old she met a T Rex in pre-school.
Yo mama is so nasty she’s got to pour sand down her pants to keep the crabs happy!
Yo momma is so stupid, that she made a crack on the sidewalk and tried to smoke it!
Yo momma so dumb she asked for a price check at the .99 cent store!
Yo Momma’s life is such a failure, when I gave her a dollar she said her life was complete.
Yo momma so old she rode a limosarus to her wedding!
Yo mamma is so poor, when I told her she eats dirt, she said to me,”No way, that stuff is for rich people!”
Your Mom’s so old that she was alive when the Raiders had both eyes.
Your mama so fat that when she goes swimming in the ocean all the whales start singing, “We are familly even though you fatter than me”.
Yo mama is so fat that she uses all of Mexico as a tanning bed.
