yomama

Yo mama is so stupid, on Halloween she looked ouside the window and said, “Oh, no!” and called the Ghost Busters.

Yo momma is like a radio station, everyone can turn her on.

Yo momma’s breath is so stank, that they consider it a weapon of mass destruction.

Yo momma so fat she doesnt have dreams… she has MOTION PICTURES!

Yo momma so fat you can roll over twice and still be on the bitch

Your momma so ugly when she went to the horse track people started placing bets on her.

If my dog was as ugly as your mom, I’d shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards!

Miscellaneous yo mama jokes Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad…she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray. It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she…

Yo momma so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin!

Demetrius: “Villain, what hast thou done?” Aaron: “That which thou canst not undo.” Chiron: “Thou hast undone our mother.” Aaron: “Villain, I have done thy mother.”

Yo momma is so fat, that every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends. Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon. Yo mama so…