yomama

Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, her tonsils have to wear sunglasses.

Your Mom is so fat she rolled over a SuperNintendo and made 4 Game Boys.

Yo Mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.

Yo momma’s so dumb, she tells you Yo Momma jokes!

The oldest Yo Momma joke in the book: Yo momma so fat that she’s fat.

Yo momma’s so tall, she did a cartwheel and hit Jesus.

Yo momma’s so fat she should get cingular on her stomach so she can get rollover minutes.

Yo mama is so fat she has to get baptized in Sea World.

yo momma is so old — she knew Burger King when he was a prince! yo momma is so poor — I saw her banging on the dumpster and I asked her what she was doing and she said “My kids locked me out!”

Yo Mama so big, fat, and clumsey, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.

Yo Momma so fat, when she went into a sumo wrestling match, they said, “Sorry, no professionals allowed.”

Yo mamma smells so bad, when she went into the enchanted forest, all the skunks commited suicide!