yomama

Yo momma so fat, when she goes swimming she gives the pool stretch marks!

Yo momma is so poor, I asked her what was for dinner and she put her foot on the table and said “CORN!”

“Yo Momma is so fat that when she entered the elevator and pressed the ‘up’ button, the elevator went down!” “Oh yeah? Yo Momma is so fat that she can’t even fit in the elevator!!”

Yo Momma smells so bad that she made an onion cry!

Yo momma is so fat that she is on both sides of the family!

Yo momma is so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry!

Yo momma’s breath is so stank the thermometer read, “I Quit!”

Sticks and stones won’t break my bones but yo momma will when she gets on top!

Yo mamma’s so fat, when she went to the zoo elephants called her mom.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to go rob a bank she didn’t have to use no gun, she just reached her head over the counter and said put the money in the bag!!!!!

Yo momma so fat, she tripped on 4th Ave. and she landed on 12th!

Yo momma so fat, when she get in the elevator, u know, its Goin Down! (does motorcyle dance)