yomama

1#Yo momma’s so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, “Hey, Kool-Aid!” 2#Yo momma’s so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out. 3#Yo momma’s so fat, even God couldn’t lift her spirits! 4#Yo momma’s so fat, she has her own zip code! 5#Yo momma’s so fat,…

Yo mama is like a hockey player. She doesn’t change her pad for three periods.

Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a donkey.

Yo momma is so fat she wanted to go shopping for a new belt so she reached into the sky, then pulled off one of Saturn’s rings and said, “Yep! Perfect fit.”

Yo Momma is so dumb she had to call 411 to get the number for 911.

Yo mama is so stupid, on Halloween she looked ouside the window and said, “Oh, no!” and called the Ghost Busters.

Yo momma is like a radio station, everyone can turn her on.

Yo momma’s breath is so stank, that they consider it a weapon of mass destruction.

Yo momma so fat she doesnt have dreams… she has MOTION PICTURES!

Yo momma so fat you can roll over twice and still be on the bitch

Your momma so ugly when she went to the horse track people started placing bets on her.

If my dog was as ugly as your mom, I’d shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards!