yomama

Yo Momma’s so dumb she studied for a urine test!!

Yo momma so fat, when she didn’t have enough food, she rang 911.

Yo momma is so stupid she got locked up in the bathroom and she peed in her pants!!

Yo mama’s so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.

Yo mama’s so scary, she killed Freddy Krouger in his own dreams.

Yo momma is so fat she needs to lose weight.

Yo mama is so fat, when she put on a red sweater and went outside all the kids said “Kool-aid man!”

Yo mamma is so nasty that she can help stop air pollution by not breathing.

Yo momma is so fat. She has more ass than a donkey farm.

Yo mama is so fat, your family photos have to be shot from a plane.

Yo Momma has afros on her nipples

Yo momma so fat, and you so poor, she stepped in your house and the tires popped.