yomama

Miscellaneous yo mama jokes Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad…she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray. It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she…

Yo momma so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin!

Demetrius: “Villain, what hast thou done?” Aaron: “That which thou canst not undo.” Chiron: “Thou hast undone our mother.” Aaron: “Villain, I have done thy mother.”

Yo momma is so fat, that every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends. Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon. Yo mama so…

Yo momma so fat, when she goes swimming she gives the pool stretch marks!

Yo momma is so poor, I asked her what was for dinner and she put her foot on the table and said “CORN!”

“Yo Momma is so fat that when she entered the elevator and pressed the ‘up’ button, the elevator went down!” “Oh yeah? Yo Momma is so fat that she can’t even fit in the elevator!!”

Yo Momma smells so bad that she made an onion cry!

Yo momma is so fat that she is on both sides of the family!

Yo momma is so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry!

Yo momma’s breath is so stank the thermometer read, “I Quit!”