yomama

Yo momma is like a bus; she’s big, doesn’t smell very good, and it’s only a dollar a ride.

Your mom is so stupid, when the doctor told her she had to take a pregnancy test, she asked how long she had to study

Yo Momma is so fat she farted and caused global warming

Yo momma so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don’t get wet!

Yo Momma’s just like a bus. They’re big, smelly, and you can ride it for a buck.

Yo mama is so fat, she can sell shade.

Yo Momma’s so stupid, that I told her to do the robot, and damn! Now R2-D2 got AIDS!

Yo momma so fat, when she wears a yellow shirt and goes outside, the sun gets jealous! Yo momma so ugly, I don’t know who you and her are related! Yo momma so old, fat, ugly, and stupid, people are still wondering why your dad married her! Yo momma so stupid, she cheated off herself!…

Yo momma so fat she walked in front of the T.V and your dad missed the whole series of “Lost”

You momma is so stupid, she went to the Clippers game to get a haircut!

Yo momma’s so old, her memories are in black and white!

Yo momma is so dark, she’s not afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of her.