yomama

Yo mama’s so fat, her nickname is “Damn.” Yo mama’s so big, when she stands up the sun goes out. Yo mama’s so dirty, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical weapons Yo mama’ so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers. Yo mama’s so hairy,…

Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle. Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper. Yo mama has green hair and thinks she’s a tree. Yo mama has one ear and…

Yo Momma’s like a cell phone: Free on nights and weekends!

Yo mama’s so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads “one at a time, please”!

Yo momma so fat, they took her x-ray and a picture of a McDonald’s showed up on the screen.

Yo Momma smells so bad the skunk gave her his stripe.

Yo momma ain’t got no hands. And yo dad ain’t got no eyes. Yo momma said i’m goona slap the shit out of you. And yo daddy said i’d like to see that.

Yo mama so fat, when she breast-fed you, you drank bacon grease.

Yo momma is so big, that when she farts, she destroys the ozone layer above her!

Yo Momma’s so fat, when she walks down the street and hums, the kids all run after her, waving money and yelling, “Ice Cream truck! Ice Cream truck!”

Your mama is so flat chested, the last time she had a breast was in a bucket at KFC.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she turned medusa to stone!