yomama

One day, there was a powerful slide, and when you go down on it, you wish for something and you get it. One guy goes down the slide, and says, “A pot of gold,” and he gets it. Another guy goes down and says, “A pot of silver,” and he gets it. The third guy…

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a quarter, boogers came out of George Washington’s nose.

Yo Momma’s lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear!

Yo momma so dumb she took back the donut because it had a hole in it!

Yo Momma so dirty she has to sneak up on the water

Yo mama is so poor that when I walked in the front door, I tripped over the back gate.

Yo momma is so fat her belt size is the equator.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, I took her to the zoo, and the zookeeper said “I didn’t know an animal had escaped.”

Yo Mama is so fat that when she has sex she has show directions!

Yo mama’s so poor she can’t even pay attention.

Yo mama’s so cross-eyed, when I was banging her she thought she was getting a threesome!

Your mother’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, “OK”!