yomama

Your mother’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, “OK”!

Your momma’s butt is so big when she sits down she’s three feet taller.

Yo Momma so fat when she peed in China, she made the Yellow River!

Yo momma’s like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow.

Yo daddy so bald he has to have holes in his pocket to finger through his hair.

Yo momma’s so fat, she shows up on radar.

Yo momma’s so fat, she has to go on three weight loss systems.

Yo Mamma so stupid, she wanted to go on a roller coaster and looked at the height, and she was too tall.

Yo mamma is so fat, she sat down in Wal-mart and lowered the prices.

Yo Momma’s so stupid she went to McDonalds and thought she could buy the whole menu for a $

Yo momma is so fat when she got into the UPS truck they had to change the name to DOWNS

Yo Momma so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.