yomama

Sticks and stones won’t break my bones but yo momma will when she gets on top!

Yo mamma’s so fat, when she went to the zoo elephants called her mom.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to go rob a bank she didn’t have to use no gun, she just reached her head over the counter and said put the money in the bag!!!!!

Yo momma so fat, she tripped on 4th Ave. and she landed on 12th!

Yo momma so fat, when she get in the elevator, u know, its Goin Down! (does motorcyle dance)

One day, there was a powerful slide, and when you go down on it, you wish for something and you get it. One guy goes down the slide, and says, “A pot of gold,” and he gets it. Another guy goes down and says, “A pot of silver,” and he gets it. The third guy…

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a quarter, boogers came out of George Washington’s nose.

Yo Momma’s lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear!

Yo momma so dumb she took back the donut because it had a hole in it!

Yo Momma so dirty she has to sneak up on the water

Yo mama is so poor that when I walked in the front door, I tripped over the back gate.

Yo momma is so fat her belt size is the equator.