yomama

Yo momma is so stupid, she sat on the tv and watched the couch.

Yo momma is so ghetto, both she and her dog have weave.

Your momma is so poor I saw her kicking a cardboard box down the street and when I asked her what she was doing she said “Moving!”

Yo Momma so dumb when she went through the McDonalds drive through, she drove through McDonalds.

Yo Momma stinks so bad she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard!

Yo Momma is so poor, I saw her walking down the street with one shoe, and I said, “Hey, you lost a shoe.” And she said, “No, I found one.”

Yo mama is so hairy… …you almost died of rugburn at birth! …she looks like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. …bigfoot is taking her picture! …she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everyjoke calls her Hair Jordan.

Yo mamma so fat that when I swerved around her in my car, I ran out of petrol!

Yo Momma so fat, when she walked into a store the beeper went of twice

Yo Momma is so old that when she farts, dust comes out!

Yo momma so fat she blocks the sun when she’s out walking!

Yo Mama’s so ugly, two guys broke into her apt., she yelled “rape”, they yelled “NO!”