Teacher hears Little Johnny cu…

Teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, so she gets pissed off and goes bitching to Little Johnny’s father. She comes to Little Johnny’s house and suddenly notices Little Johnny fucking a goat in the yard.
She walks in the house and screams to his father “Your son! Your son! He cussed in the school and now, now he’s being carnal with a goat in the yard!”
“Son of a bitch!” says Little Johnny’s father, “Today is my turn!”