While vacationing in the hills…

While vacationing in the hills of Arkansas, the big city man discovered he had no writing paper at all for his personal correspondence.
He went into the small town near-by and found only an old-fashioned country store. Behind the counter was a really nice looking young lass, quite obviously a local farm girl.
He asked, “Do you keep stationery?”
“Well,” she giggled, “I can…until I have an orgasm, then I just go plain wild and crazy!”