On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
12- Pack of Bud
11 Rasslin’ Tickets
10 tins of Copenhagen
9 Years Probation
8 Holey vests
7 Kissing Cousins
6 Cans of Spam
5 Hunting Hounds
4 Mudgrip tyres
3 Shot Gun Shells
2 more Gaps in Teeth
And some parts to a Mustang GT
12 Redneck Days of Cristmas
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