1) A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.
2) For every action,there is an equal and opposite
critisism.
3) He who hesitates is probably right.
4) Eagles may soar,but weasels don’t get sucked
into jet engines.
5) I went to find some camouflage clothing,but
I couldn’t find it.
6) My wife went to a self help group for compulsive
talkers,it’s called On & On Anon.
7) I’m reading a terrific book about anti-gravity,
I just can’t put it down.
8) I allways wanted to be somejoke,I guess I should
have been more specific…
9) If you are what you eat,I’m dead meat.
10) Middle age is having two temptations and
choosing the one that will get you home earlier.
11) Seen it all,done it all,just can’t remember most
of it.
12) Its a cruel choice,work or daytime tellevision.
13) I intend to live forever ——– so far,so good.
14) I have seen the truth and it makes no sence.
15) The best part about computers is that they make
very fast mistakes.
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